Name: My Cabbage
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) jumpsuit

Anybody want a cool prison jumpsuit?
2) gunshot

Here's the gunshot victim.
3) scavenger

That disease-infested scavenger is a serious health risk.
4) brownie

You watching Kelso's afternoon staring contest with the last brownie?
5) gutter

"Make sure you clean out the gutter at the lake house
6) bum

[J.D.] Not even Keith could bum me out,
7) screenplay

Yes, I read your vampire screenplay and as much as it pains me to say it,
8) mound

- Charge the mound, son! - [Both] Charge the mound!
9) ape

Because Keith, Cabbage is an ape enthusiast. Show him a little.
10) vein

- My gift is in the same vein. - Oh, is it, Keith?
11) inhibitor

Who tried to give Ms. Meadows an ACE inhibitor?
12) racist

- Is she always this racist? - Oh, there's a pattern.
13) porch

so the front porch doesn't flood"?
14) pumpkin

Junior and I just went to pick up a pumpkin.
15) enthusiast

Because Keith, Cabbage is an ape enthusiast. Show him a little.
16) crush

Abraham Lincoln is your president crush
17) intern

[J.D.] The worst thing about Elliot having picked intern, Keith,
18) vampire

Yes, I read your vampire screenplay and as much as it pains me to say it,

1) buff

And when you do, I want it buff, shined and de-nerdified.
2) apologize

I apologize, Sanchez. You were right, as always.
3) lend

Not everyone's last name lend itself to a nickname, Keith.
4) suspend

The next person who screws up is gonna be suspend for two weeks.
5) borrow

Allow me to demonstrate. May I borrow your pen?
6) remind

remind you of how much you missed hanging out.
7) shine

And when you do, I want it buffed, shine and de-nerdified.
8) deserve

Then dump on all of 'em! I'm sure they deserve it. I mean, let's face facts.
9) mess

This is totally unfair. If I had mess up, I'd be gone.
10) screw

The next person who screw up is gonna be suspended for two weeks.
11) nickname

Jason Cabbaggio. Or, as I had brilliantly nickname him...
12) hang

It's not like the two of us hang out.
13) suppose

Dr. D, is the IV suppose to leak like this?
14) slip

[J.D.] If your credibility slip away,
15) drum

So you accidentally drum your friend out of here
16) realize

Keith, I realize you'd like to be at your grandmother's funeral on Saturday.
17) bet

I bet you don't have my number in your cell.
18) promise

But I promise I'll do much better when I come back.

1) drunkenly

What guy drunkenly kissed you while you were sleeping?
2) ridiculously

[J.D.] And your ridiculously hairy torso.
3) brilliantly

Jason Cabbaggio. Or, as I had brilliantly nicknamed him...
4) darn

And I want to warn you, I write my sad faces pretty darn sad.
5) accidentally

So you accidentally drummed your friend out of here
6) backwards

Yesterday, one made a diagnosis off a backwards x-ray.
7) nowhere

Lies will get you nowhere, Keith.
8) differently

You see, Dr. Cox, I treat each and every one of my interns differently.
9) damn

We are so damn proud of you, son.
10) carefully

Listen carefully, Newbie. Things happen for a reason.
11) certainly

and I certainly hope the next time you fall ill, you'll remember us.
12) earlier

Gang, I should've made it clear earlier.
13) perhaps

Perhaps an accidental collision.
14) sometimes

he sometimes forgets which bedroom is hers.
15) finally

I, uh... I can't believe you're finally getting out of this deathtrap.
16) quite

I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at here.
17) kind

Nah, I'm just kind of sad about my intern.
18) fast

Look, you're not progressing as fast as the other interns,

1) nubile

- Oh, I don't have it. - You better find it, nubile one.
2) intentional

What?! Come on! That was intentional!
3) grim

Why the grim face there, Trish?
4) stellar

Stellar group there, Newbie. Let the torturing commence.
5) accidental

Perhaps an accidental collision.
6) unfair

This is totally unfair. If I had messed up, I'd be gone.
7) threatening

Please. I'm in the middle of a very threatening speech.
8) awful

You're gonna be an awful father!
9) keen

because of your keen sense of smell.
10) incoming

Incoming call from Elliot Reid?
11) rid

I was just lucky to get rid of him before he really hurt someone.
12) decent

In my defense, Keith's a decent kisser,
13) impressive

Wow, that was impressive, my friend. You're free to fly.
14) sad

At the end of each day, I will either write a smiley face or a sad face
15) tough

Dr. Cox told me you were tough on your interns.
16) quiet

Quiet time.
17) proud

We are so damn proud of you, son.
18) dear

"My dear Eric.

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