Name: My Own Personal Hell
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) crapper

my son left by the crapper when he was home asking for money.
2) innuendo

Keith, that was innuendo. You were gonna work on this.
3) sterility

I'm having a rough morning, Brown Bear. How you doing with your sterility?
4) goon

You are more than welcome to have your goon take both my thumbs
5) tapioca

Bob, just a note about the tapioca. I'm much more partial to flan.
6) rhododendron

That's the rhododendron, Keith.
7) lifeguard

My mistress used to be a lifeguard. Now get your ass back in there.
8) solace

I could take solace in something.
9) fella

Yeah, besides, I've been giving the fella some inspirational pep talks.
10) rerun

First of all, whoever's been filling my TiVo with JAG rerun,
11) hernia

Oh, your hernia stitches look great, Mr. Borland.
12) dangle

Honey? How could you think I wouldn't notice this on my dangle?
13) sweetie

Sweetie, you'll get it. You'll get it.
14) poke

And just exactly where was the poke?
15) mop

my associate will take his mop and, these are his words, not mine,
16) aloe

Don't worry. Later, I'm gonna find some aloe
17) pardon

- Beg your pardon? - You're the best doctor.
18) bulldog

Do you drink out of the toilet? My bulldog drinks out of the toilet.

1) brace

[J.D.] The next morning, I brace myself for Elliot's odd brand of revenge.
2) swear

I swear, sometimes I think you and J.D. Are more of a couple than we are.
3) owe

you owe me a night on the town and some "me actually getting to finish" sex.
4) rub

He also didn't know I was rub Crisco on his back.
5) freeze

I froze. Gimme 20 bucks. I'll crack him over the head.
6) wax

- Perry gets his chest wax. - Keith loves to knit throw pillows.
7) smell

Everybody knows they smell like pie when they bloom.
8) defend

You switched last week and I totally defend you.
9) hang

[Janitor] J.D. This is that... black surgeon that you always hang out with.
10) invite

[J.D.] It was a beautiful day, so I invite Elliot over to my half-acre
11) rev

While I'm in the shower you can read it and get rev up.
12) repeat

[J.D.] Not reading you, Brown Bear. I repeat. Are you still sterile?
13) promise

but I promise you, you will love it.
14) pull

Remember when I pull strings with the board
15) shift

He's gonna hear facts. I'm sleeping with Keith, his schedule's shift
16) decide

But I decide to stay above the fray. Then I changed my mind.
17) lock

Be careful in there. They lock it up at three.
18) assume

Hm? There was a line. I assume it had something to do with cupcakes.

1) wherever

and rub it on wherever it hurts.
2) individually

Did you individually drain all my eggs?
3) besides

Yeah, besides, I've been giving the fellas some inspirational pep talks.
4) obviously

Bob, obviously you read the article.
5) unfortunately

Unfortunately, she brought Keith.
6) exactly

I'm going to ask each and every one of you just exactly who
7) alone

And secondly, Harvey, no matter how drunk you get, I like to sleep alone.
8) sometimes

I swear, sometimes I think you and J.D. Are more of a couple than we are.
9) finally

[J.D.] I had finally won one.
10) outside

But you might want to go outside 'cause I'm about to fill this up.
11) actually

you owe me a night on the town and some "me actually getting to finish" sex.
12) later

Don't worry. Later, I'm gonna find some aloe
13) though

The good news for you, though, is that you have a case of hypercalcemia.
14) often

or I will go in there and tell her you're dying to be with her more often.
15) together

- If you and I were sleeping together? - First, the only woman in this hospital
16) usually

I just don't usually burn this bad.
17) ever

As a woman, have you ever noticed how self-esteem issues just creep up on you?
18) once

[J.D.] I was just glad to watch TV and, for once, not be in a world of crap.

1) gelastic

Hey. You get the patient with gelastic seizures.
2) flan

You're a flan fan. It's fun to say, more fun to eat.
3) exuberant

If you do not reply in a timely and exuberant fashion,
4) metastatic

I'm really worried about a patient with metastatic adenocarcinoma.
5) incompetent

Maybe I should give it to the incompetent intern missing a finger.
6) sterile

- Turk might be sterile. - We have a winner.
7) lame

Dr. Reid, we think it is lame that you give Keith preferential treatment.
8) shocked

- Can't say I'm shocked. - Take care of her.
9) asleep

sit on your arm until it falls asleep then pull it out and use that.
10) inspirational

Yeah, besides, I've been giving the fellas some inspirational pep talks.
11) unfair

- Wow. - It's just so unfair!
12) upset

I know that everyone is very upset,
13) cardiac

when she went into cardiac arrest. She's OK.
14) vulnerable

We're not that vulnerable.
15) calm

- I might be sterile? - Oh, honey. Stay calm.
16) drunk

And secondly, Harvey, no matter how drunk you get, I like to sleep alone.
17) weird

It's not weird you know that at all.
18) rough

I'm having a rough morning, Brown Bear. How you doing with your sterility?

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