Name: My Urologist
Released: 2018-12-21
Cast: Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison

1) pantsuit

Enid, is that a new pantsuit?
2) knucklehead

Uh, no, you big knucklehead, I don't.
3) pleura

then pop it through the pleura. What do you say there, Lis? You can do this.
4) standup

- It's from my standup act. - Where do you perform?
5) virginity

that's where I lost my virginity. Don't know how we got down that path.
6) crux

- However... - Now, back to the crux of the matter.
7) fella

- Oh, hey, fella, how you living? - Large!
8) porcupine

- Could you lend me a pen? - Quick as a porcupine's hiccup.
9) melon

Your melon-sized prostate, sir?
10) pickle

Look, I keep my extra cash in a pickle jar on the top shelf over the sink.
11) kicker

Here's the kicker: He fled to Toronto. The freaking Mounties are involved.
12) meth

Apparently, the musical he was producing was just a front for a crystal meth lab.
13) intern

One reason intern have so much trouble putting in chest tubes
14) spiral

She'll probably be in a shame spiral. Let's enjoy it.
15) sailor

Cover up, sailor. Chick on deck. I need extra towels for the ladies' room.
16) gentleman

Ladies and gentleman, this is your chief of medicine, Bob Kelso.
17) surgeon

My best friend here's a surgeon,
18) vampire

Vampires like it windy.

1) rile

we're all gonna be extra, extra sensitive so you don't get rile up, OK?
2) reassure

I gave you a new middle initial. It reassure patients.
3) tickle

Well, it tickle me.
4) spoil

you're nothing but a spoil, selfish, neurotic girl from Connecticut
5) flee

Here's the kicker: He fled to Toronto. The freaking Mounties are involved.
6) bore

You must be bore with this friendship
7) bother

- You know what bother me? - Non-threatening colloquial greetings?
8) steal

Wait, I'm mad at you. You stole my video camera
9) snap

[Fake Italian accent] Oh, no. I snap the pencil.
10) laugh

What? "I'm pregnant. I'm crying. I'm laugh." Enough already!
11) surf

I was surf the hospital's Web site and I saw that someone posted
12) involve

Here's the kicker: He fled to Toronto. The freaking Mounties are involve.
13) suppose

What, was I not suppose to answer?
14) divorce

Yeah. She's been divorce for over a year.
15) bet

I bet you can't prove it.
16) promise

I'm sorry, but you can't leave until you promise me
17) treat

so to get back at him, I'm treat everyone to drinks.
18) decide

I decide against it.

1) backwards

That's backwards. It's been bugging me for years.
2) sometime

- I'll have to come by sometime. - Do it, man.
3) damn

You're damn right this is happening.
4) apparently

Apparently, the musical he was producing was just a front for a crystal meth lab.
5) unfortunately

Unfortunately, there's no way I can make you mine,
6) absolutely

who has absolutely no idea how to...
7) dead

And if he were to drop dead on her operating table, well,
8) finally

I think Elliot finally seeing who Keith really was
9) especially

Especially when things feel a bit fishy.
10) actually

Actually, I have done that.
11) kind

I know. You bought them from me. It was kind of weird.
12) along

[J.D.] I had checked up on Kim. She got along with everybody.
13) enough

What? "I'm pregnant. I'm crying. I'm laughing." Enough already!
14) later

Hey, girl. What are you doing? Want to get some coffee later?
15) though

is because it is a violent procedure. You must not be scared, though.
16) together

And you guys have been together, what, 60 years?
17) else

Anybody else who hurts Keith is going to get the same treatment as Lisa.
18) ever

First of all, Newbie, nobody's ever thought that, ever.

1) excretory

but the penis is just another excretory organ,
2) uppity

Hey, girls. Listen, Perry got uppity with me for,
3) neurotic

you're nothing but a spoiled, selfish, neurotic girl from Connecticut
4) freaking

Here's the kicker: He fled to Toronto. The freaking Mounties are involved.
5) embarrassing

The most embarrassing thing is you don't realize you do it.
6) ironic

And even more ironic was that it looked like she had.
7) gastric

I covered your gastric-bypass patient last night. He left a message for you.
8) risky

and he'd never pass on risky surgery to keep his stats up.
9) uncomfortable

Mr. Peters, having a gal urologist might seem a little uncomfortable,
10) racist

This feels really racist, J.D.
11) ridiculous

I know you took my money to buy that ridiculous coat.
12) shallow

- Yes. - Please, T. I'm not that shallow.
13) brave

or as brave as Dr. Cox or as...
14) disappointed

I was a little disappointed to find out who you turned out to be.
15) upset

made me understand why I was so upset with Kim.
16) invisible

So because she wears a wedding ring, she's invisible to me?
17) invalid

and it won't hurt to buy your invalid wife something nice
18) brilliant

Honestly, is there anyone else with such a brilliant mind?"

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