Name: Stan-Dan Deliver
Released: 2018-03-17
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) turd ( какашка )

a loser, a knob, a turd burglar.
2) emancipation ( эмансипация )

Lincoln's emancipation proclamation
3) burglar ( домушник )

You know what a turd burglar is?
4) putty ( шпатлевка )

After that, they were putty in my hands.
5) vigil ( всенощное бдение )

They had a vigil. They asked me back.
6) noodle ( лапша )

You want a cup of noodle?
7) cartilage ( хрящевой )

All cartilage, baby.
8) hallway ( коридор )

That's why I brought you out in the hallway.
9) proclamation ( провозглашение )

Lincoln's emancipation proclamation
10) paralegal ( помощник юриста )

I've got our paralegal, Rajeet,
11) recess ( перерыв )

Recess! I'm going to recess!
12) creep ( ползучесть )

Sounds like we dodged a bullet with this creep.
13) salute ( салют )

♪ And he's shinin' a salute to the American race ♪
14) injustice ( несправедливость )

♪ To social injustice ♪
15) rum ( ром )

These aren't mine. I'm a rum man.
16) mole ( родинка )

Wrong. Mr. Deliver also has a mole somewhere on his body.
17) rag ( тряпочку )

Canoes, oil-soaked rag, Klaus.
18) loser ( неудачник )

a loser, a knob, a turd burglar.

1) spoil ( портить )

And one bad apple spoil the barrel.
2) slaughter ( убой )

where you slaughter my feelings?
3) threaten ( угрожать )

They come in here. We threaten them.
4) rub ( руб. )

And, Sara, he was always rub your shoulders.
5) steal ( воровать )

It's somebody who steal turds.
6) hack ( рубить )

Planted the alcohol, hack the state records.
7) dig ( копать )

Then I dug deeper, found your DUIs,
8) buzz ( кайф )

But a perfectly buzz principal's good for everybody.
9) survive ( выжить )

and is survive by his low-riding bicycle
10) quit ( бросить )

Then they quit on us.
11) stack ( стек )

And I know the game's stack against you.
12) shoot ( стрелять )

shot his stepdad in the dick.
13) slip ( скольжения )

But let's see who did slip up.
14) lie ( ложь )

(rapping) ♪ In fair Verona, where we lay our scene ♪
15) dodge ( додж )

Sounds like we dodge a bullet with this creep.
16) lift ( лифт )

You've never lift a finger to help a person in your life.
17) teach ( учить )

I taught them how to count down from four.
18) treat ( лечить )

And that should be treat as an illness, not a crime.

1) downhill ( спуск )

When people are put in a home, they just go downhill so fast.
2) technically ( технически )

Technically, I am not a full paralegal.
3) perfectly ( отлично )

But a perfectly buzzed principal's good for everybody.
4) somewhere ( где-то )

Wrong. Mr. Deliver also has a mole somewhere on his body.
5) definitely ( наверняка )

but we're definitely licensed to import rare birds.
6) earlier ( ранее )

Wait, a-are you talking about that conversation earlier
7) perhaps ( возможно )

And perhaps an unnecessary furtherance --
8) finally ( наконец )

Finally.
9) almost ( почти )

Stan's ready. I'm -- I'm almost ready.
10) outside ( снаружи )

Nope. No. You and me. Outside now.
11) actually ( на самом деле )

Actually, babe, there was a little hiccup there.
12) kind ( вид )

Your father kind of controls the money.
13) inside ( внутри )

as he works up the courage to come inside.
14) enough ( достаточно )

And when I get old enough to live here,
15) fast ( быстрый )

When people are put in a home, they just go downhill so fast.
16) together ( вместе )

♪ Let's work together ♪
17) ever ( всегда )

All you ever think about is yourself.
18) always ( всегда )

And, Sara, he was always rubbing your shoulders.

1) uphill ( в гору )

Even the classroom floor appears to be an uphill battle.
2) raging ( бушует )

and expect me not to get a raging cartilager?
3) murdered ( убит )

Murdered little boys don't go to college.
4) ridiculous ( смешно )

This is ridiculous. He is coming with us.
5) upset ( расстроена )

I don't know why everybody's so upset.
6) realistic ( реалистичные )

I wish, but I want to make this as realistic as possible.
7) drunk ( пьяный )

We can't have a drunk teacher around here.
8) weird ( странно )

This is -- This is weird.
9) personalized ( персонализированные )

401(k)s, Roth I.R.A.s, even personalized canoes.
10) sad ( печально )

I got all the sad foods.
11) valuable ( ценные )

We're losing valuable time.
12) inner ( внутренний )

Well, the profits go directly to putting inner-city kids
13) focused ( сфокусированный )

I was so focused on getting you fired
14) planned ( планируется )

Yoyo, he paid your tab at planned parenthood.
15) famous ( знаменитый )

Yep, this was one of my famous tests.
16) rare ( редкая )

but we're definitely licensed to import rare birds.
17) criminal ( уголовное )

You're a drunk with a criminal record.
18) smart ( умный )

You're back in the smart class.

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