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J.G. Quintel, Gabrielle Walsh, Jason Mantzoukas
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Hey, how'd you know "shoat" meant pig?
[ Laughs ] We've got uppers, downers, laugher, screamers,
Anybody want to see me make a Brontosaurus?
Wah! Oof!
[ Laughs ] We've got uppers, downers, laughers, screamer,
Emily: Dang, Josh. I can't believe they put a metal plate on your taint.
from a dude in a porta-potty again.
Head Thug: No way out now, Jabronis!
Two nosey nerd!
Stripper clowns, hamburglers,
This local meat artisan runs the only business in town
Sweet cashmere Jesus!
tampons soaked in vodka, and your favorite --
[ Gasps ] Whoa! My old skateboard!
The cashier? Nah. He doesn't know what he's doing.
and, frankly, rather cartoonish kind of meat thief, okay?
That word means enthusiast,
Dr. Glandz mentioned some nonsense about stress,
Candice, why don't you just unbox this one?
[ Both scream, tires squeal ]
[ Inhales deeply, exhale sharply ]
I scrape my knee!
I'm fine. I'm not done shred yet.
Find out, before you stab a bitch.
tampons soak in vodka, and your favorite --
I owe them 3 grand. Dude!
Pft, you bust my balls, man?
Because when I skate it sounds like...
And for me -- I stole this from UCLA before I got fired.
How are you still ham it up?
I have all my coupons organize,
that dude just got ass knife!
This was suppose to be my fun thing
"I bet you can't make a giraffe."
No, I promise I'll put 100% of my mind to it.
Dr. Glandz mention some nonsense about stress,
Someday, you'll be bombing hills just like your dad used to.
I had it legally changed.
You okay, Candy Cane?
Uh, excuse me, sir. Obviously, you're a little agitated.
No doubt. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt, no doubt.
Wait, this is actually kind of fun.
Haha! You know what? Your metal plate is kind of cool.
How long till this hits? Soon-ish?
Enough with the nice-guy act.
Does it hurt, though? The only thing that's hurting is my heart,
so check-out should be fast.
Come on, baby. Hold together.
All he ever did was point at his watch angrily.
At least I'm trying my best, unlike my dad.
We always have the earthquake ham.
I know it means a lot to Candice that you're trying so hard.
My dad never took me skating,
from a dude in a porta-potty again.
and it's not derogatory! -Aah!
[ Ominous satanic voice mumbling ]
[ Ominous satanic voice mumbling ]
No doubt. No doubt, no doubt. Josh, this is insane!
Guess who's zero-percent stressed?
What you're gonna want to do is lean with the wind.
That's a little inappropriate for children.
Hey, let's get rid of this evil robot.
but little does she know I'm immune to it.
I feel incredible!
[ Sighs ] Skate Dad is skate sad.
So stupid. Pff. Hmph.
Hey, hey, hey. It's okay.
That is...so gross.
Hey, let's get rid of this evil robot.
[ Laughs ] [ Laughs ] Amazing!
to help me beta test my new game.
Sweet cashmere Jesus!