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J.G. Quintel, Gabrielle Walsh, Jason Mantzoukas
23
[ Footsteps running, door slams ]
Just peel and fold the blouses off that wad of irregulars.
I've got the crotch Novocain ready.
We're just doing our taxes, sweetie!
Just peel and fold the blouse off that wad of irregulars.
Kids who can pop and lock are a dime a dozen
Anyway, happy birthday, sweet pea!
This is officially the worst brunch I've ever been to.
Sweet vasectomy party, bro!
Is this an underground retail rave?
So, long story short, Emily thinks we're millionaire,
Thank you. I got sushi shaped like steak.
Now, imagine these grape are your testes.
[ Footsteps running, door slam ]
2,700 diaper a year?
Thank you. I got sushi shaped like steak.
Josh, we just bought a V.I.P. pass to the aquarium,
So, you're gonna be my surgeon?
Aah! Oh, my gosh. So, the robots enslave you, too?
No, the process is completely automate with AI.
Do you want it shave clean
That TV's bust again?
Hey, what do you say we celebrate
Curve the TV! I want it to look like IMAX.
and we live with a divorce couple in a cramped apartment,
Oh! I just realize we can finally get our own house
Do you think I rush into this?
That's what push us to do well.
I decide to reverse my vasectomy,
You suck! Yeah, maybe.
or shape into a little triangle?
eventually grow up.
You know how this happen!
I guess some parents aren't meant to raise kids.
I ate too much pizza.
Josh, you finish all jobs so fast.
♪ Have another daughter, put your finances underwater ♪
wherever you wish!
[ Screams ] No one hurts the children I briefly thought were my own!
yes, it's basically licking smooth plastic,
Better. We're forever 23.
eventually grow up.
Well, sometimes he shows us new pubic-hair designs.
Yeah! Finally, some white guys are making it!
Alex and Cameron: Especially because
From now on, we're super careful.
We actually moved to Los Angeles
It's kind of sexy.
We'll talk more about this later!
We sort of didn't tell her.
No one has so far.
Josh, you finish all jobs so fast.
but seeing a brother and sister together
Did we just make the hastiest decision ever?
Isn't Josh a little young to get his wang danged?
and we live with a divorced couple in a cramped apartment,
Now, how about your pubic area?
Pretty terrifying journey, right?
What? You know I'm insecure about my feet.
So embarrassing.
It's so addictive! I can't not clap!
Well, at least vasectomies are reversible, right?
[ Laughs ] You under arrest for being racist!
I've got a champagne vaginal steam at the spa in 20.
for nervous patients like you.
I'm so excited to have those feet!
Spare parts.
Lord, I'm pretty drunk,
From now on, we're super careful.
Those are the tough days.
Our dad's a Republican senator from Florida.
Stupid taxes!