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Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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Wake up, you pathetic boozehound!
I once slapped a waitress because she forgot my crouton!
Spanish omelet?
I slipped a few sedative in your tea last night
Something about beating somebody with a candlestick?
You can't go to pari, not now.
Did you take the laces out of all my sneaker?
I once slapped a waitress because she forgot my croutons!
One more interrogation by chuck,
Of her favorite chardonnay,
And you might want to bring a mop.
Were you close with my nephew?
Good. I'm drawing a picture of lincoln's assassination.
Our butcher beats up homeless guys,
Yeah. It's just, you never remember I like the thin crust.
Exactly. It's just a-- it's a reflex for you.
There's a lynette voodoo doll
Drunk as a red sox pitcher in the bottom of the 9th.
It's a rite of passage with them, like spring break.
And once slept with my shrink. I think I'm qualified.
With elegance and grace.
Yeah, and I also got rid of all your knives, razor,
To my last barbecue is involved in murder,
You'll be unclog pipes in the big city.
And leave behind a note on emboss stationery.
You've been spout those Sunday school phrases,
Didn't wanna find you sprawl out
That has left the community stun.
I once slap a waitress because she forgot my croutons!
Andplease apologize to jane.
On the oriental with your wrists slash.
But I'll figure it out. I swear.
Carlos disappear from rehab.
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(sighs) and now I've upset you, and that wasn't my intention.
By the time things settle, he was gone.
And he deserve to die.
Yeah, and if she'd dump him when I told her,
Of course I told bob. If they arrest you,
Look, okay, I admit we were in a lot of trouble there,
He drag his can upstairs about two hours ago,
So who's this person you assault?
Well... I can keep my mouth shut.
To my last barbecue is involve in murder,
What is suppose to happen now.
Tom, I just found out that everybody I invite
We fell asleep during them?
But somehow, when I was alone in that hotel room,
It must be tearing them apart.
(singsongy) you will drive me absolutely crazy.
Previously on...
Till I know exactly what made you bring a gun to that motel.
Approximately 11:00 p.m.
But somehow, when I was alone in that hotel room,
We finally get a lucky break. Let's just go with it.
Otherwise there wouldn't be a word for them.
Especially with the way things have been between us lately.
Where you actually gonna...
All right, that's very sweet, but I am fine now.
I'm sure he'll be back soon. Then we'll call you at home,
Listen, I can't thank you enough
But you wanna come over later for movie night with the kids?
And sort of forgot to say "when."
The case is currently under investigation.
And then you get together
Who else knows? I mean, other than the four of us and carlos?
He checked himself out two hours ago.
Ever since we met,
Could you at least pretend to care?
(indistinct conversations, telephone ringing)
And into the foreseeable future.
'Cause last night you were suicidal,
Oh, look who's sober now.
Wake up, you pathetic boozehound!
I'm just so relieved.
I-i found out I am more inclined to buy new socks...
It's so tragic. Any idea who could have done this?
More depressed than ever.
Oh, you got the belgian kind?
I'm not trying to be rude. Yes, I mean, we're--
You were asleep when I came home from the funeral.
As if the universe is unfair.
But a middle-aged skank in a nancy reagan nightie.
I'll be totally supportive.
My unofficial investigation's about to go official.
In those awful moments,
You were upset, and you were drinking.
Yeah, and I also got rid of all your knives, razors,
That's what innocent people do.
Well, as impressive as those credentials are,
An apparent victim of a hit and run.
For an elegant death.