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Sarah Chalke, Zach Braff, Donald Faison
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Chink!
You want some kibble?
Don't take the blindfold off! I'll get a towel to stop the bleeding.
Ted, have you noticed how happy all the minion are lately?
Your job as chum is to lure attractive women closer to the boat.
In response to the bestiality rumour circulating about you,
I've had an itch on my foot for the last eight months.
And be a sweetie and get me a juice, will you? Thanks so much.
I'll look into your heart, pick out your insecurity,
One hundred free booger sucker and you'll say nothing.
What's it, biscuit and gravy day?
Good morning, sweetheart.
Maybe what you should do is saddle up your mop and head upstairs.
Would you run back to the hospital for a suction thingy?
Every lunch, someone hits me with a spit-ball.
Don't bring that filth over here.
You know, right after you blow chunk in the elevator.
You have something on your cheek.
The next time I hear you mumble some little passive-aggressive aside,
Someone has vomit in the second, third and fifth-floor hallways.
People in relationships always dole out advice
he chew on and subsequently swallowed part of a Rolling Stones CD.
You haven't asked why I called your work, pretend to be your sister,
is knowing none of you idiots realise how lucky you are.
even though they're usually the ones that are mess up.
It's weird, ever since they got engaged, Turk and Carla have argue constantly.
- I always suspect. - We all did.
It's weird, ever since they got engage, Turk and Carla have argued constantly.
It would be great if you never mention this to anyone, ever.
I was calculating how much time I need to spend here
I've decide to forgo calling you by the usual girl's name
Because nothing suck more than feeling all alone.
My God. It's like nobody else exist in the world anymore.
- Way to step it up, Miss Nasty. - You told him what happen.
I guess I always hoped that the longer you're a couple, the easier it got.
I make Mr Roberts wear special air-tight boxer shorts.
Luckily, I'm a competent enough doctor,
I feel desperately compelled to remind you that we are, in fact, not in prison.
And if we accidentally run into some skanky hos, then so be it.
I'll call you sometime.
Or incredibly closed-minded and inappropriate.
It's weird realising you missed someone you barely know.
he chewed on and subsequently swallowed part of a Rolling Stones CD.
Essentially, you have to think of yourself as chum.
As much as it may seem like it to me personally,
Apparently as a form of social protest,
Just exactly why does every Asian person who's passing us by
I'm so sick of being alone, you know?
and instead I'm gonna refer to you by whatever famous dog I can think of.
thus helping you ease into the transition.
got your address, and showed up late at night.
Because, for me, it's actually fun
- We'll talk later. - Come on, Ralphie.
and he's gonna hear it often. Like... non-stop.
The next time I hear you mumble some little passive-aggressive aside,
A little aggressive. Sorry.
Or incredibly closed-minded and inappropriate.
If you think a specific ethnic group is loud, lazy or sneaky...
Put your damn shirt on, no one's making a calendar.
It's weird, ever since they got engaged, Turk and Carla have argued constantly.
Yeah, that's rough. I'm in a coma!
Your job as chum is to lure attractive women closer to the boat.
Wow. Tough break.
Someone has vomited in the second, third and fifth-floor hallways.
If you think a specific ethnic group is loud, lazy or sneaky...
The black doctor gave me ten bucks to keep quiet.
I've decided to forgo calling you by the usual girl's name
Wait. Make me proud.
- Did you go to med school? - No, I mean...
What you talking about? My man's single, he's running drills to keep sharp.
and instead I'm gonna refer to you by whatever famous dog I can think of.
Mental note. The Boat could be a very cool new nickname.