В первый раз здесь? Создать аккаунт
Предыдущая строка субтитров
Следующая строка субтитров
Увеличить размер субтитров
Уменьшить размер субтитров
Перевести выделенный текст в субтитрах
00:29:38
Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross
219
what spurred the sudden uptick, and well, I noticed something.
She knows 400 Satanists in Boston?
Even a whiff of fraud is a mortal sin for VCs.
We're thrilled to be getting into Pied Piper right at this inflection point.
any financial dealings with his son in perpetuity, ever,
And because of that, the big kahuna bites.
No muss, no fuss.
-...we're sort of done with the ruse. - Okay.
to a multiplying effect like a slingshot, and then I make a decision.
All they know is that I'm over there exchanging witty banter with McNamee,
I was a bridesmaid at Sean Parker's wedding
Oh, for fuck's sake. Do I have to pull the receptionist in here?
And then I remembered our conversation in the bathtub,
any financial dealings with his son in perpetuity, ever,
and Raviga gets all of it because of their liquidation preference
I mean, especially during due diligence,
I can put a kettle on the hot plate.
and the loser went home, all that was left was this.
Why, yes, the zombie script that randomize user action
If we're not gonna adhere to the values that Peter Gregory instill,
- Hoover, scramble that Skycrane. - Yes, sir.
Why are you whisper?
what spur the sudden uptick, and well, I noticed something.
I mean, I swear to God,
And then, it settle in.
Actually, it's ours. The guys hack it together.
And what, pray tell, might that be?
before you parade me around the whole fucking Valley
-then I don't think I belong here. - Monica, you don't have to do this.
I vote yes. There. Okay? I approve the sale.
All you had to do was keep your fucking mouth shut
Oh, I suppose.
All right, I spun together a few more servers. That should handle the traffic.
Well, I really appreciate it.
Then I realize why.
Your Maleant dealings demonstrate that you're still pursuing middle-out.
I deftly played Ross Lorna against Index Ventures.
- We got up to 4K users totally organically. - Oh.
where Steve Jobs famously sought peace and came up with the idea
We would have fixed it afterwards.
That will have to be for literally nothing because we're out of money. (SIGHS)
Meanwhile, I'm taking a leak at a Restoration Hardware.
and essentially meaningless,
Just want to let you know that we would definitely work
that I will forever be remembered for
absolutely indistinguishable from real users?
I mean, our platform does exactly what we say it does.
I received a telephone call approximately 30 minutes ago
I think I finally respect you as a CEO.
RICHARD: You may want to fund that instead.
I mean, especially during due diligence,
He'd recently been rescued from the circus,
Almost all of our new users were just uploading a single photo
I go outside, I walk across the street to Greylock,
It's about the death of an unpermitted Indian elephant named Maurice,
Yeah, I told her to give it to her Satanist friends out there.
absolutely indistinguishable from real users?
And if you mention my Montblanc, then don't make it overt, like I told you to.
that leaves us in a very advantageous position.
You said it yourself, our compression play is thriving.
and essentially meaningless,
That's ironic, huh?
We're thrilled to be getting into Pied Piper right at this inflection point.
and, you know, between the fraudulent numbers
Even a whiff of fraud is a mortal sin for VCs.
- Oh, it's unreal. - Yeah.
He was very old and depressed.
when he handed out live bunnies as plush toys.
You're using endangered animals just to make points at board meetings.
what spurred the sudden uptick, and well, I noticed something.
which I hear is delicious but not too heavy,
so it would be inappropriate to laugh at my hysterical joke.