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Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross
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It's a 2001 casino heist film, starring Julia Roberts and 11 men.
He said, "Avast, ye fellow badass,
More recruiter swag?
But I was only referring to the serendipity of the coincidence.
I can generate fake status reports, purchase orders, deliverable updates,
we also have to make Jack and his sales weasel think
Guys, I hate to keep shitting on your campfire,
- You're leaving me with the cheddar? - That's right. Dick.
It's a pun. It signifies that at Raviga, we ask the big, hairy questions.
Don't eat the caramel. You can have the cheese or the plain.
Hey, can I have that USB missile launcher?
with some freeform jazz odyssey of masturbatory bullshit,
Dinesh, I have a few premium chain insult
You see these fucking mole people?
Let the rats run in their maze.
Well, it's a principle of military deception.
Already? Recruiters move fast these days.
Well, there's actually some paperwork involved.
DINESH: We just got extort for $20,000.
Oh, and damages from when Jared sexually harass me
that pertain to skunkworks. If anyone catches wind
You publicly proclaim, "I have to go over Barker's head
Here's the deal. I'm going to need the back pay you guys owe me
Great. Now even fucking Jared is bust my balls.
You stole half of our algorithm.
You guys are fucking nuts, but I dig it.
he could take our stock and probably have us arrest.
I pitch it as an example of what not to do and the fucking sales guys ran with it.
By saying the words "I" and "quit" in conjunction together, i.e., "I quit."
Well, there's actually some paperwork involve.
- I'm suppose to give you this. - Pappy Van Winkle.
he goes out and buys a gun and shoot everyone in a bank.
Great. I really appreciate you hearing me out on this.
Your sales representative promise 24-hour-a-day, on-site maintenance,
When I pull a little bit of power
Yes, I did. And now they teach it at business schools.
Oh, and damages from when Jared sexually harassed me
If we do anything differently, Barker's going to be onto us.
- You can't make that shit up. - But you literally did make it up.
Essentially, it means you have to continue to act the part.
So, basically, we are a fucking mediocre appliance company.
Not for myself, obviously, but for the team.
harvested, apparently, from dead people in India.
- I definitely would've noticed. - Okay, listen.
Richard, unfortunately, in this case, I think we have to roll over and take it.
Just to be as clear as I possibly can be here,
What? That he had absolutely no idea
Sorry. Why, exactly, would we need to be here?
In fact, it was her opinion that we should immediately abandon the box
Can I speak with you alone, please?
Perhaps you can go into slightly more detail?
did he just roll over and take it from behind?
who, until very recently, headed up engineering at Nucleus?
Actually, you know what?
That box is artless commerce. I won't be a party to it.
an uninspired application of your technology.
with some freeform jazz odyssey of masturbatory bullshit,
Exactly. She was pretty adamant
And you are too legit to quit, eh, MC Hamas?
sad stacks of server components lying dormant in storage.
So, basically, we are a fucking mediocre appliance company.
You're just jealous I have a salary, quitter.
- All right, I'm in. - Well, you're insane.
I can generate fake status reports, purchase orders, deliverables updates,
sad stacks of server components lying dormant in storage.
(SIGHS) okay-
I don't know what you're mad about.
He said, "Avast, ye fellow badasses,
The toilet, dear. That's okay.
Firing a young CEO and installing a much more experienced one
that a backup appliance for data centers seems
A secret company inside the company.