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Thomas Middleditch, T.J. Miller, Josh Brener, Matt Ross
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Everything this person is saying is obviously covered by a nondisclosure agreement.
But, yeah, maybe now I'll fan out my plumage, so to speak,
Richard is a bit of a zealot in the Tabs V. Spaces holy war.
Who was that gorgeous gazelle in the driveway?
I would love to have some sort of chocolate moat here,
why in the holy fuck didn't you tell me you signed an NDA,
Can we sue this Cantwell woman for libel?
It's called the bartender, she works here.
Any foe or enemy I've made over my storied career will be here.
They'll be Ren Faire-ing soon.
with little boats floating down it filled with graham cracker and marshmallows.
Who was that gorgeous gazelle in the driveway?
I'm inviting every asshole from the Valley to attend.
Oh, she must be hiding behind that attractive girl in the red sweater.
the faces and hair of my fiercest rival.
"Gavin Belson's Hooli-Scrub Scandal." Awesome.
Gentlemen, mahalo for coming.
Let me handle it. You go wait in the helicopter.
unfroze time, and hopped back on to vid chat with you,
Most people who rent Alcatraz for parties tend to go with the prison theme.
Trust me, I've devote my life to minimalizing file sizes.
then he'll know I violate my NDA.
Just, several of our vendors are saying that your checks have bounce.
Either she froze time,
Oh, nothing. We practically stole it from them.
You're gonna get arrest.
would've bat an eyelid? Please.
I eliminate the Gavin problem, and at the exact same time,
I'm inviting every asshole from the Valley to attend.
Most people who rent Alcatraz for parties tend to go with the prison theme.
I just don't think Gleb realize how seriously Richard takes this stuff.
am I a Nazi or am I a guy who throw hissy fits, you know?
I'd like to invite you to what promise to be the social event of the season.
You never mention a boyfriend.
Richard, I assume you'll be taking your woman friend?
and then I drew a smile on it.
you're functionally insolvent.
JARED: I mean, it wasn't technically an animal,
Oh, nothing. We practically stole it from them.
I'm just gonna ask you nicely,
It doesn't really contribute to culture in any way whatsoever.
Nothing. Nothing. Literally, it's all good.
So he's essentially your spouse.
Oh, well, you can't take that personally.
Everything this person is saying is obviously covered by a nondisclosure agreement.
And she's definitely not a founder hounder.
there's effectively no difference.
Yeah, absolutely. I wanted to focus on Pied Piper.
Indeed it did.
Exactly the reason that we are partners.
And reporters generally don't give up their sources.
And then coincidentally you'll finally be able to see what Elisabet actually looks like.
Otherwise, they get nervous.
they almost made physical contact.
You must taste the breaded humuhumunukunukuapua'a,
Like some sort of vengeful viscous web of payback.
I know it is an inconsequential shit job.
you're functionally insolvent.
Like some sort of vengeful viscous web of payback.
We've established that you don't have any journalistic integrity,
as you do trying to ogle strange Slavic women,
I mean, that's pretty insensitive to the Holocaust, don't you think?
you sweet, helpless little piece of shit?
Forget libel. What about this unnamed Hooli insider she keeps quoting?
At Hooli, I once saw two engineers get into a fight so vicious,
Packet loss over Estonian broadband is terrible.
the faces and hair of my fierce rivals.
killed so many people, so tragic, such a tragic time.
What? Me? A Nazi? That's ridiculous. (CHUCKLES)
You know, there was a time, not so long ago, when it could've been a literal fire.
You people are useless. Thank you. You're excused.
She's magnificent.