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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Yeah, we all read your tweet, Joe.
and togetherness and the Hallmark Channel,
the court-ordered menorah instead?
"I just came back from my wife's oncologist appointment."
Quagmire, many parts of the world are
Okay, quick, I need an alibi.
Oh, good, 'cause I-I hope more than anyone the culprit
your own mouth for a sweet that tastes like toothpaste.
Uh, probably a bassist, too. Uh, Jesus, of course.
Mayor West, what can you tell us about the disappearance
Brian's anus grew three sizes that day.
"Her melanoma's coming back."
We're more word people than gesture people.
from a beech tree what was rat-tailed
you fat bastard.
Want to tell me what's going on, champ?
about the Baby Jesus-shaped dent in the hood of your car?
Can I interest anyone in a candy cane?
-You want me to get the bikes? -But a lot are kidnap by strangers.
60 kids disappear.
was also fade, and as to the investigation?
I regret that the West has changed.
ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program for breaking news.
Sure, Christmas is a commercial holiday largely intend
I've still not learned who stole
They've suffer enough. Boo.
which I admit I watch all the time!
Yes, it was me. I destroy the nativity scene with my car.
But you've got to keep your mouth shut about this.
Damn it, Joe! We're suppose to be annoying Brian!
I got shot by an M&M.
He was lying about Tom Bergeron earlie. He had no idea.
You burn all the pieces
your own mouth for a sweet that taste like toothpaste.
Now where can I hide an old, bang-up car
He never once mention Christmas!
see that you're crassly manifesting
Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
I was briefly McGruff's sidekick.
nativity scene he personally whittled has gone missing.
Hey, guys, unfortunately
Well, it certainly is great seeing you, Brian.
He was lying about Tom Bergeron earlier. He had no idea.
anchor Edgar Chavez, alone in the studio
Or perhaps the singer's Australian.
the court-ordered menorah instead?
Especially after that last flight I took.
who actually sees the truth about Christmas.
Feels kind of racist.
it was actually you all along.
and start a new life together.
it was everyone else who'd lost the true meaning of Christmas,
Only the best Christmas song ever.
Did you at least do it right?
A scrotal massage?
to prop up a faltering economy, but it's also about family
and crass commercialism.
grizzly hunts a Slim Jim left o the dashboard of a Ford Taurus.
arid during the holy season.
For $43,000? That's insane.
Is Christmas really so awful?
What is your approximate household income?
What's more innocent than that?
Sorry, Peter, I'm on strict orders from the mayor
those frequent flyer miles, huh?
Why are we not leading with drunk driving?
That's rather odd. Who would steal...
The printing of the restricted times
Stupid Christmas.
I've been so blind.
it is the world's most dangerous candy. The more you eat it,
"Dear Santa, thank you in advance