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00:23:57
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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because we had some flatulence issues.
Hey, you need a rest, fella. I'm not hiding any bombs.
So in summation, find Terrance innocent,
They think that fart are funny, but they're not!
Oh, now I see the resemblance!
before you today sits a murderer.
Saddam Hussein, the Iraqi dictator?
and this is "Terrance and Phillip: Not Without My Anus,"
in a salute to hostile takeovers.
Is that some kind of metaphor
My sentiment exactly, Your Honor.
Tell him he's a smelly bastard.
to sing our Iranian national anthem at the game
You will bow down to me as your ruler.
Madam foreperson, have you reached a verdict
I'm going to have a freak baby!
that fart gives me pause.
What are you idiot doing?
If they can't see how horribly disfigure you are,
I absolutely abhor you both!
in the above entitle action of murder
and let Canada be overrun by the Turks.
You've unleash a monster onto Canada.
Terrance, you fart in court.
It aire on April Fools' Day,
or you will be stab in the head.
"Dr. O'Dwyer, time to have your head smash in
And when the dust is settle
Canada will be rid of both the Iraqis
We destroy the Turks!
Now, you promised that when Terrance and Phillip arrive
and it was suppose to be an April Fools' joke, and--
they'll be ripped into pieces and shot several times.
and I appreciate that,
when you rescue your kidnapped daughter.
Now, you promise that when Terrance and Phillip arrive
Avast there, mateys.
and struck him repeatedly in the head with this hammer.
The plan is working perfectly.
God damn, their TV shows are lame.
All else aside, I must say that the Roughriders
Besides, it's not what's on the outside that matters,
Yes, apparently he does.
because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart
I absolutely abhor you both!
Yes, indeed.
The subway certainly is wonderful, Terrance.
My sentiments exactly, Your Honor.
Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
Now finally, the shocking truth about Cartman's lineage
so instead of telling you who Cartman's dad was,
especially the part about Celine Dion.
Well, enough of Iran, let's get home.
Terrance, could you come back a little later?
Because you're Goddamned ugly, Bob.
We are unwelcome strangers,
because I have the features of a deformed burn victim.
How will I ever find my fugitive daughter in this daunting place?
How will I ever find my fugitive daughter in this daunting place?
when you rescued your kidnapped daughter.
She's being held captive in Iran.
Well, now that I have my bastard daughter back,
Now finally, the shocking truth about Cartman's lineage
My God, what a fascinating story, Terrance,
Well, what if I were to help you get rid of them
is an innocent man.
They think fart jokes are a sophisticated form of comedy,
what a brilliant piece of work it is.
Oh, that is so juvenile.
he's some kind of Turkish dictator.
Well, Phillip, I'm very sad that we have to die for Canada.
Because that's his name, you stupid bitch.