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00:23:14
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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I don't care that some twerp blew his hands off.
on one town's festivities tonight.
Buckle your seatbelt, Ned.
- Hi, fella. - Hi, Stu.
Better get some firewood ready.
your gay persona with a homosexual puppet.
This is an outrage.
with a carrot sticking out of it.
for you little bastard
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
I'll put firecrackers in your nut sack
all set up around the perimeter of the disk
the mayor of South Park regret
- Do you have any firearms or explosive in the car?
from a bunch of hippie freak living in denial!
he was in a sauna with Brett Favre
put on the other slice of bread...
Oh, happy summer, gentlemen. - Shut up, Pip.
Sometimes he fantasize about same sex relations.
and they spew out a little snake of black ash.
♪ People spout: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
Didn't you hear? They outlaw fireworks
- Of course I do, you asshole!
Hey, you guys are screw up the song!
that are all trigger to fire at the same time.
Now, just let the first graders swim by you,
The snake's been destroy!
All fireworks have been ban in Colorado.
and that the last day of school involve pranks,
Yeah, now what are we suppose to do?
It burn! It burn!
of "South Park"-- it's called "Summer Sucks."
As more and more cities are affect by the growing ash
I almost forgot he was gone.
You light 'em, and they grow and grow.
I guess that goes without saying, doesn't it?
Then we cover sparingly with French dressing...
anxiously await the lighting
all citizens to stay indoors,
I can be in the Olympics someday.
worked perfectly.
Yes! Apparently my plan to blow up the snake
I absolutely believe you.
Now, the disk that we're making is approximately
my summer in summer school because I can't be left alone.
will not only go on but perhaps be the best ever.
Sometimes he fantasizes about same sex relations.
The Fourth of July is finally here,
I guess we didn't quite think this through, did we?
I almost forgot he was gone.
when summer actually comes to South Park
It's gonna demolish the whole state soon.
You think I can't get along without Mr. Hat, don't you?
Eric, you have to get in the deep end sooner or later.
I think you're the loony one in this room.
not too soggy, not too crisp.
♪ We can take on the whole darn world ♪
I was being ironic.
This is absurd, we need fireworks
We're just anxious to get back to our homeland.
Dude, that is the lame thing I've ever heard.
This is ridiculous.
We're bored. - There's nothing to do.
Damn it, those poor kids must have been so disappointed
Dude, it's Cartman, he's just being a dumb-ass like always.
be blessed upon you.
Careful with those, now, those are dangerous.
Aw, weak! Weak!
♪ Through thick and thin, we've always been together ♪
Dude, just 'cause some stupid North Park kid
Hello there, fellow American.
Careful with those, now, those are dangerous.