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00:23:29
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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I got you some calamine lotion.
You see, chickenpox affects you worse the older you get.
The chickenpox will slowly move down his trachea
That son of a bitch! What kind of sick weirdo is he?
She has a mouthful of herpes.
Say, Terrance, would you check my ass for abnormalities?
Now moving on all fours and wheezing uncontrollably
she chokes for breath, the pox will move
It's because you are an alcoholic retard,
- That son of a bitch ripped my parka!
How would you boys like to have a little slumber party
Shut up, brat!
It'll make your itch go away.
Will Carol find out she's a fireman?
Oh, hell no. He's a nugget of deer turd.
of frozen waffle you have bestowed upon us.
I just wasn't born with a silver enema up my ass!
I know you're sick. Now get your bun out here!
at friends' houses when they had chickenpox
of frozen waffles you have bestow upon us.
Oh good, I'm starving.
Just like you deceive our son
♪ People spout: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
♪ Disappointment haunt all my dreams ♪
she choke for breath, the pox will move
And, uh, Stewart, I think I owe you an apology.
Man, smell that mountain air.
It took us damn near two years to finish it.
What am I suppose to do with frozen waffles, clamhead?
is a wash-up hunk of shit!
I've realize I shouldn't be so cold
so what I do is, I pour it into ice pop makers, like this.
He has taught me that all poor people
I must've caught it from Kenny last night.
Man, your family suck ass, Kenny.
You see, chickenpox affect you worse the older you get.
Now moving on all fours and wheezing uncontrollably
Doctor, we purposely sent our son to stay with a friend
knowingly deceive me like that?
intentionally have our boys play with a child
No, no, she's been perfectly healthy.
Ooh, I have them somewhere else, poopykins.
Yeah, we apparently don't say "side dishes" either.
Oh, they just grew apart, I guess.
Yeah, well, unfortunately my husband
I see; well, you certainly have a humble home,
Oh good, maybe you finally caught the chicken--
almost killed you all. - We're sorry.
Can I talk to you outside?
that chickenpox is actually a form of herpes.
Well, I'm sure you'll find another job soon.
Something will come along.
but later you'll understand
Oh no thank you. It's terrific, though.
in a gelatinous mass of--
it becomes more and more a ferocious disease.
in hopes that I would get the dreaded disease
Lord, we thank you for this staggering payload
When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless.
We just want to be cautious and monitor her here.
- Well, just be thankful we got you here in time.
I think Stewart's a little jealous that your husband got
his antibiotic shot today, he could die.
When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless.
It's because you are an alcoholic retard,
It's some kind of parental conspiracy.
Tackle box? - Yeah! Tackle box.
What? - If we get rid of them,
of frozen waffles you have bestowed upon us.
You're a bitter old drunk just like your father!
at Kenny's so bad. - Yeah, it's pretty weird.
You have to be very careful around someone who has herpes.