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00:23:45
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Now, that's just the kind of unawareness
And now let's kick off our week-long festivities
Hey, you want to hear my impersonation of American?
- Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day.
You got crepe in your ears?"
Come on, rice picker!
Can't we play with that big parachute again or something?
Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause
That's right; it's called "Conjoined Fetus Lady,"
died during childbirth attached to her head" joke in it.
They use steroid and advanced training equipment
I've been obsessed, and obsession isn't good.
of the little bastard to go!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Well, Mrs. Broflovski, it certainly is a thrill
Ah! - Dude, it's the freak nurse!
Excuse me a moment, gentlemen.
♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
♪ Ooh, baby, come on, just whup in the ass ♪
I've been obsess, and obsess isn't good.
Here we are reenact the Tiananmen Square massacre.
- Feeling like an outcast, being ridicule every day.
The Washington team has forfeit the game.
♪ People spout: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
That nose is bleed pretty bad, Kyle.
I just want to be ridiculed, shout at, and made fun of,
that I declare this exciting week
So I hear that the South Park Cows
died during childbirth attach to her head" joke in it.
Yeah, shut up, Pip. Can we go home now?
But you're suppose to hit the kids on the other team.
I really appreciate what you're trying to do here,
You know, Eric, I just realize something.
Here, Pip, you throw.
Look, I don't want to be treat different.
- You just caught Matt and I doing what we love to do most,
Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry.
I'm terribly sorry, Nurse Gollum.
Where they will undoubtedly be beaten senseless
God damn, maybe if you didn't eat all those croissants,
And besides, I hate French people.
I would like to personally thank all of you
Apparently nobody else would play us
Unfortunately, it would mean my death.
Nurse Gollum is absolutely qualified to be a--
this is indeed a great week for South Park.
Well, Mrs. Broflovski, it certainly is a thrill
Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
You see, boys, sometimes when babies are born,
South Park will finally have a sport that it's good at.
till a truck runs you over instead.
Jordan, Swanson, pull forward, we need backup.
- Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that!
Okay, children, now we're almost to China.
and help make Nurse Gollum not feel like an outcast
and they're born as Siamese twins.
Where they will undoubtedly be beaten senseless
a very serious and dreaded disease,
The incredible, courageous Nurse Gollum!
for your enthusiastic cooperation.
but I'm sure she'll be delighted.
Oh, that was so touching!
we take a look back at our beloved Nurse Gollum
I must educate the entire town about this awful disease!
Let's hear it for these brave souls!
you're a big dumb-ass European hippie piece of crap!
No, no, no, I'm not upset about her.
So now that you're educated about her disease,
And just what price would you pay for eternal glory?
- Hey, I get quite disturbed when you call me that!
Gerald, keep your damn mouth shut!
The incredible, courageous Nurse Gollum!