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00:22:08
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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while dissenter have also converged.
You can't get married you're faggot!
Freakin' weirdo, man!
We'll just see about this you fudge-packing fag!
Well I say marriage is a holy sacrament
I am a serious assassin, get out of my face!
We'll just see about this you fudge-packing fags!
out of an egg carton for our egg.
this awesome prince and I'm just a loser!
♪ humble folks without temptation ♪
Instead of a bride and groom
They're gonna let queer and homos get married, huh?
Stan, I need you to watch the egg for awhile.
Those little asshole are screwing up my whole plan!
"Look at the freak egg!
Ladies and gentlemen,
Oh, we're just making a cradle
♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
You won't be betroth,
requesting that you veto this gay marriage bill!
♪ love, so darn frail you know ♪
I decorate it!
I've forgive you for walking out on me
In conclusion, Governor, you can rest assure that-!
Can't say that I blame you.
Those little assholes are screw up my whole plan!
That way if anybody cheat and tries to replace their eggs
It's just that instead of getting engage
We're both suppose to take care of it!
which prove that either way.
without it getting crack!
regard child rearing.
We want to be treat equally!
Stan, I'm sorry I doubt you. You really made a great dad.
♪ love... Love lost long ago ♪
Let's see what happen when we put two...
Mr. slave, I am legally a woman now.
Well it's here! You'd better make damn sure it doesn't reach these steps uncracked!
I'm obviously just a crappy best friend to have.
Two boys can't possibly take care of an egg!
And if not... we'll certainly prove a point
Slave, should I leave you two alone?
♪ but perhaps I should try ♪
But instead of referring to you as 'married'
And Bebe did say you almost broke your last egg.
now just run along.
living together for a few months.
but call it something else?
♪ love... Love lost long ago ♪
I am the greatest killer the world has ever seen!
You always have it out for me!
I don't think its gonna be that hard
♪ I guess that I'll never know ♪
And if you break it again
Well it's here! You'd better make damn sure it doesn't reach these steps uncracked!
to that goddamned governor, won't we?
with your egg unharmed
♪ love, so darned frail you know ♪
Just carry on as two reckless little boys will.
are incapable of raising a child...
but inside it's confused and embarrassed!
like a pathetic dickhole!
You're just saying that because you're jealous!
with the help of some adorable fourth grade students
I don't, she's totally lame!
So I made a fake one for you...
Just take your damn egg!
This whole assignment is stupid.
Okay children, this week
Boys, I'm really proud of you You've done an amazing thing for gay marriage rights.
You homosexuals will have all the exact same rights
Boys, I'm really proud of you You've done an amazing thing for gay marriage rights.