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00:22:07
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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All the top Colorado geologist
off of their rooftop, right?
Pew pew pew pew pew!
What we are looking at is a global warming catastrophe
Here you go, sweetheart.
Peas and carrot peas and carrot peas carrot!
Peas and carrots pea and carrots pea carrots!
to the Southern states for evacuation now!
All rumor of global warming were true...
♪ humble folks without temptation ♪
Hey, wait up you asshole, God!
and now you're all blaming crab people
Food, silicone!
Ladies and gentlemen, if global warming
We need all army helicopter
Any word on how the survivor in the town are doing, Mitch?
♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
Dude, dude, did you see the news last night?
a massive flood has overtake the town of Beaverton, Colorado.
and now you've inherit our problems!
and explode!
We were warn this would happen and...
Global warming appears to have struck as predict
All around the country, panic and chaos are settling in.
We were mess around in this guy's new boat
You saw all those people, trap on their roofs?
Come on, everyone grab what you can!
have gather at the governor's office
If we survive this I don't intend to live in poverty!
the cause of the Beaverton flood is being investigate.
Are you suggesting we shut down the economy?
and Cartman egg me on and...
but still lie about it.
Cartman flood Beaverton?
We'd like to be rescue, please...
I crash it into Beaverton dam.
They've been secretly building
You must stay indoors, do not try to go out!
I literally broke the dam.
We're not sure what exactly is going on
Earlier today, a break in the beaver dam
You can't do this alone!
They finally came to help everyone!
tom, so this would be quite devastating.
Tom, I'm standing just outside of Chicago
My God, you've actually seen people
Tom, I'm currently ten Miles outside of Beaverton,
I never thought global warming could happen so fast.
We've got to pull together
should have done something about that dam years ago.
but the fact is, no statistical proof has ever been confirmed
Sure I do.
the likes of which we've never seen.
I'm afraid it's too late for them, sweetie.
but New York will have tidal waves
tom, so this would be quite devastating.
But now, shocking new evidence has indicated that
Mr. Garrison, are you alright?
The balmy southwestern states might have a chance
It's useless this traffic isn't moving!
Boy, that's just awful.
What a swift and speedy rescue!
Excuse me, I'm sure we're all very impressed
If you're so caring, Kyle why don't you
I know that all Jews carry fake bags of gold around their necks
Yeah, you drive that damn S.U.V. around!
With all due respect, cliche dissenting republican,
No stupid Kyle around.
Look, it's okay, we weren't here.
Stan, you're alive!
Quiet, children, quiet, we need to hear!
but the fact is, no statistical proof has ever been confirmed