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00:22:06
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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nothing gets my vag wetter than a black man singing.
the destructor from Del Fuego "Me-hico",
If your producers knew you were forcing people of our stature
where she will work in massage parlor
And there are your finalist!
at the Miss Colorado pageant in Denver!
She's about to make a whole rot of money!
Our client has an audition on this show.
Mister, you can't do this to us!
This thing in Denver is just the crust, Token.
Oh, and some more olive oil. Chop chop.
You bastard!
♪ humble folks without temptation ♪
She over here irregarry, the Chinese mafia help me out.
Stupid asshole!
I'm gonna be a homeless drug addict from now on!
And nobody has the gut to stop us.
If you come out to my limo we can talk everything through.
We smuggle your wife into United States for you.
Yes, we help Chinese citizens sneak into the U.S.,
I swear it to you!
That dirty talent agency stole our client again!
We deserve that money just as much as he does!
♪ someone who loves you tender like I do... ♪
Her life belong to us!
It's a lousy business, I quit.
Is there a cash prize involve in your show as well?
I'm suppose to be home by 3:30.
I bet we start to see all kinds of offers
that treat people like commodities.
We're all just caught up in a business
All that time and effort we spent helping Token
Well, I guess that makes sense.
Not this time... they drop their card.
Mr. Liu Kim, it appear we have a problem.
She just got accept to be on "American idol" in Los Angeles,
God dammit!
♪ sing out loud
over at the super awesome talent agency.
when actually he doesn't need us at all.
I'm just sort of in the middle of something right now.
♪ but I'm the one who loves you and there's no one else ♪
I don't know if I ever told you this before
How come we never get opportunities like that?
they're gonna try to steal her away from us again!
Yeah, we're too smart to be talented.
Of course he sings, he's black.
Turn him around!
♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
Boys, thank you so much for everyfing.
They probably don't even have a fountain in their lobby!
♪ as long as you live
Token is going right to the top, right?
I don't know if I ever told you this before
I'm a bit against those chauvinistic pageants,
You may have heard of supe awesome talent agency.
It is a very dirty and perverse business.
wearing a gorgeous floral patterned silk dress... Wing!
Bing Lao tsur ang dang ping Lao kwang!!
♪ You can dance you can jive ♪
Yeah, it's not a very satisfying feeling.
So unfair... It's so unfair.
Here, you just sit and listen, you'll be very impressed.
See, we're not the artistic side,
wearing a gorgeous floral patterned silk dress... Wing!
Damn, C.A.A. is pretty impressive.
wearing a gorgeous floral patterned silk dress... Wing!
with his incredible singing!
Yeah, if these talent agents wanna play rough,
Stupid assholes!
Actually, our fountain is two stories tall.
♪ the stars were bright Fernando... ♪