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00:22:07
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
72
Oof!
Nutgobbler! Grab onto my crutch!
Hey, shauna!
Well fella, entertainment is my life.
You should try the lotsa mozzarella pizza rolls.
with some lotsa pasta macaroni minis?
with "talent shows are for fag."
♪ I've got a yankee doodle sweetheart ♪
♪ loo loo loo let's get together ♪
You see? That sent you off on a different tangent,
I'm "down," I'm "dope," you dig?
Then, the hard penis sneezes milk inside the lady's tummy,
♪ I've got a yankee doodle sweetheart ♪
Creep!
Oh right, pardon, signore.
Nice teamwork, nutgobbler.
( Hesitant, off-pitch saxophone playing )
Okay, that was the goth kids
Then, the hard penis sneeze milk inside the lady's tummy,
I beg to differ with you, sir.
( Cartman snickers, burst out laughing )
I'm "down," I'm "dope," you dig?
♪ Love lift us up where we belong ♪
I can't believe you chase me all this way.
Alright, Jimmy, when she finally shut her trap again,
This box is suppose to be used
and the man lose interest in the lady.
I've spent all my money on this ho,
I guess that's why I figured, who needs friends like that.
♪ up where the clear winds blow ♪
Serves you right you son of a bitch!
Wow, seem like you know a lot about this stuff, Eric.
Hey, who's drop bombs in there?
Women walk the streets
What are we wasting our time here for then?
as your whole reproductive system begin to awaken.
and put them in this box, anonymously,
secretly be telling you all the right things to say.
I got a lot of responses, so let's read some aloud.
for the incredibly talented Jimmy Valmer!
God damn, this pimp just don't give up!
So apparently Martha Stewart is out of jail.
So apparently it's been exactly two years since the fall of Baghdad.
I know it can sometimes be difficult to talk about subjects
So it looks like the Vatican has finally chosen a new pope.
Almost every boy goes through a phase
No, actually, I'm a stand-up comic.
The talent show is inside.
aren't getting along lately.
That's good enough for me.
Okay, see ya later, jessie.
♪ far from the world below ♪
( Announcer ) Next up for the talent show, put your hands together
M'kay, uh, let's pick someone else.
( Cartman snickers, bursts out laughing )
( Hesitant, off-pitch saxophone playing )
Oh boy, this is embarrassing.
I have a raging hard-on that just won't quit
Now, Jimmy, it's nothing to be ashamed of.
and then follow it with, "wow, how insightful."
It's like a cruel joke!
but I'm very upset.
I can't eat too much, I've got an infected urinary tract.
That's why I'm taking you to this fancy place
You must be excited.
We're going to an authentic Italian restaurant...
Oh God, it feels so weird, huh?
Trick? I ain't stupid!
Uh, no, that's okay, Mr. Mackey.
What a fantastic audience.
Well, Jimmy, the girls here are young and pure.
( Cartman ) No room at the inn, virgin Mary.