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00:22:08
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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what's the Denver bronco' record now, six and two?
and so he had built giant soul catcher in the sky!
Those are rumor put out by people who are afraid
♪ humble folks without temptation ♪
Okay, be a Jew.
And dumped them into the volcano of Hawaii.
Dummy!
were loaded onto Xenu's galactic cruiser,
or become an alcoholic like grandpa? Hah?
Yes, that's how a scam works!
Mr. Hubbard discovered that negative emotion
Our prophet has returned.
♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
do you ever make remark which you later regret?
The safely guarded scientology doctrine.
about this cult you're getting into.
Yeah, dude, nothing fun is free.
Ah, Stanley, take the garbage outside before you go to bed.
Xenu thought his galaxy was overpopulate
All I know is that I was depress before
which roam the earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion.
Mr. Hubbard invent a way to get rid of the bad thetans!
How dare you mock our faith, you little punk!
and got bust by the feds numerous times!
And then had those aliens frozen!
How dare you mock our faith, you little punk!
Please, your son deserve to be enlightened.
And dump them into the volcanoes of Hawaii.
You are one mess up kid.
You just grab hold of these handles,
Hundreds of onlookers have gather here
is also in the closet and he refuse to come out!
which trick them into believing a false reality.
You reveal a secret
But now if you guys can't accept this great thing I belong to,
They attach themselves to all mankind
which roamed the earth aimlessly in a fog of confusion.
See ya afterwards!
I'm not going to think any differently of you.
this one is obviously broken.
Tom, you can't hide forever
Well, there's certainly no question
We're still not exactly sure why tom cruise is in the closet,
Just leave me alone!
Okay, and finally, does life sometimes
Okay, and finally, does life sometimes
has recently broken out of galactic jail.
Ah, Stanley, take the garbage outside before you go to bed.
are actually caused by things called "body thetans".
scores that kind of Thetan level?
Tom, don't you think this has gone on long enough?
do you ever make remarks which you later regret?
I'm not in here though.
and you and I together will make three million dollars!
What if I become suicidal
Yeah... I'm afraid that you are completely miserable
feel vague and confusing to you?
and totally depressed.
Come on, Mr. cruise this is ridiculous.
Are you alright? You're sweating!
then you can have audit counseling for a nominal fee.
Stupid dumb garbage.
Mr. Hubbard invented a way to get rid of the bad thetans!
The frozen alien bodies
He is the reincarnation of our church's most sacred prophet.
telling the world this incredible truth.
There is a reason for people feeling sad and depressed...
Stupid dumb garbage.
Look, we don't want our son to join your group okay?
Nobody's going to be mad.
My fellow Scientologists,
and got busted by the feds numerous times!