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00:20:45
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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...and look for the seminar on molecular positronium, then...
"Singing is neither an appropriate vocation nor avocation for you...
Swell, well, how do I play genetic predisposition?
Indigestion?
A young boy on the cusp of manhood.
...when in actuality, we're pretending to go to a drug intervention in Long Beach.
As a result, I've often felt like an outsider, never really fitting in...
To spare me the social embarrassment of having a drug-addled first cousin.
The murderer was the first mate whether it makes sense to you or not.
As a scientist, I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation.
No, see, the liquid-metal terminator were created in the future by Skynet...
- Howard, I'm sorry, we would've-- - No, no, you're quark-blocking us.
...both the biochemical and behavioral aspects...
...bippity boppity boo, our pants are metaphorically on fire.
He's a homeless drug addict, Leonard, where is he going to go?
...an online blog depicting his descent into drug use...
Well, sir, my trousers will not be igniting today.
...we're going to participate in my cousin Leopold's drug intervention.
Well, sir, my trousers will not be igniting today.
While you were sleeping, I was weaving an un-unravelable web.
Remember when I audition for Rent but I didn't get it and I couldn't figure out why?
I've hesitate to point this out...
It's a very nice community. The Queen Mary is dock there.
...and if you disagree, I recommend a CAT scan to look for a tumor...
- What was I suppose to say? - You could have told her the truth.
Just one night, but they invite casting people and agents.
...but who instead introduce him to a gin-pickled tongue...
- You just lie to Penny. - Yes, I did.
But beyond that, I have realize the Leo I described...
I clearly woke you up in the middle of a REM cycle.
Now, look, Sheldon's cousin Leo escape rehab and he's in a Motel 8 in Long Beach.
...who promise to introduce him to a merciful, loving God...
Never been prove.
No. I imagine if you were going to kill me, you'd have done it a long time ago.
I highly doubt that.
Because Friday, we are attend a symposium...
Well, first of all, your lie was laughably transparent...
...bippity boppity boo, our pants are metaphorically on fire.
...where mine is exquisitely convoluted.
And you did it so casually.
...is more emotionally valuable than help he would get at rehab.
Sadly, it's not.
...where they host a surprisingly gripping murder-mystery dinner.
And what would I have said afterwards?
...holed up in a garage somewhere huffing paint thinner.
Unfortunately, we weren't able to convince him to go to rehab.
When we played chess earlier, you were terrific, and I can't wait to play you again.
A lot of friends would let their friend go alone, but that's not you.
...but who instead introduced him to a gin-pickled tongue...
- All right, wait. They use it to lure-- - Eh! Too late, I win.
It was more of a double major, actually.
- There have been studies. - Not double-blind studies.
As a result, I've often felt like an outsider, never really fitting in...
No. I imagine if you were going to kill me, you'd have done it a long time ago.
The success or failure of our deceitful enterprise turns on details.
As the middle child, your addiction is rooted in your unmet need for attention.
He's not just a middle child, he is the quintessential middle child.
Although it occurs to me, you may have been employing a rhetorical device...
You can guess which one my bourgeois parents pushed me towards.
I told Penny that you would be embarrassed if you knew she found out you had lied...
...it is completely plausible that we would have talked him into leaving the motel...
- Which I'm assuming is embarrassing, yes? - I don't know.
I'm uncomfortable having been included in your lie to Penny.
We just leave the house on Friday night and return in the wee hours...
...because of your initial and inadequate deceit.
...shoved down his adolescent throat.
...bother to create a petite, hot, 17-year-old killer robot?
...next to a transsexual prostitute?
...while lying is characteristic of a violent sociopath.
...both the biochemical and behavioral aspects...
...and a desperate yet hopeful listing on eHarmony.com.
Well, based on what you told me, I'm not surprised.