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00:20:14
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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Just the other day, I discovered he not only has a loofah, he hides it.
What about damsel in distress?
...which reduces the amount of vomit available for violent expulsion.
And until recently, I had no idea that despite his lactose intolerance...
...as tangerine chicken, and I intend to confront them.
A cat is placed in a box with a sealed vial of poison...
I thought the first two rendition were far more compelling.
It's betrayal.
I myself prefer to have my excess epithelial cells slough off naturally...
I assumed, as in a number of languages, that the gesture was part of the phrase.
...who's open to expressing her affection in nontraditional locales.
So you're saying, if in the depths of despair she throws herself at you...
That stupid, self-centered bastard wrote about our sex life in his blog.
Am I just an idiot who picks giant loser?
Hey, jerk face. You forgot your iPod.
...air-flow patterns and dispersion of sunlight to make an informed choice.
So you're saying, if in the depths of despair she throws herself at you...
What about damsel in distress?
Really? Do you think I overreact?
"Enslaved by Warlocks. Stay here till you roll two, four or--"
Sorry, you divert me.
Starch absorb fluid...
I swear to God, I am done with guys like that.
It's smash beyond repair. What are you gonna do with it?
Doesn't that violate the health code or...?
...to the notion of being render speechless.
...as tangerine chicken, and I intend to confront them.
...the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum physics, he propose an experiment.
Tell us again how you screw up and got Penny back together with her old boyfriend.
- Well, it's not. - Why am I suppose to know that?
You'd also have to be knight for that to apply.
So you're saying, if in the depths of despair she throw herself at you...
A cat is placed in a box with a seal vial of poison...
- I'm glad you decide to learn Mandarin. - Why?
I assume, as in a number of languages, that the gesture was part of the phrase.
...but I don't condemn those who seek to accelerate the process.
Why don't you pick at random, if you don't like it, sit somewhere else next time?
I obviously didn't make my point with those people.
Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship on his blog...
But my point is that you have absolutely no reason to be embarrassed.
Previously, I felt sympathy for the Leonard character.
Twelfth-century code of chivalry? Not exactly current.
Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
While speech is centered in the recently developed neocortex.
Actually, it's not all that easy to find.
I'm really not familiar enough with the cushion densities...
Not necessarily. I'm often surprised by my lack of familiarity with Leonard.
I thought the first two renditions were far more compelling.
Tell us again how you screwed up and got Penny back together with her old boyfriend.
...Leonard isn't the kind of guy I usually go outwith.
What else? Sell it on eBay as slightly used.
But before you say anything, have you ever heard of Schroedinger's cat?
- Normal non-freaky smart. - Yeah, no, sure.
You know, just once, I would like to go out with someone who is nice and honest...
...he can tolerate small amounts of nonfat ice cream...
...who's open to expressing her affection in nontraditional locales.
It just paints the picture of a very affectionate woman...
...without producing a noxious gas...
You know, macho with the perfect body, and the hair and the money.
Well, if we accept your premise and also accept the highly improbable assumption...
Oh, God, I just feel so betrayed and embarrassed.
Twelfth-century code of chivalry? Not exactly current.
I myself prefer to have my excess epithelial cells slough off naturally...
Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.
Oh, God, I just feel so betrayed and embarrassed.
Why do you suppose a man would be ashamed of having a loofah?
Not surprising.
I don't care. She's upset, I'm going over there.
Apparently, he posted intimate details of their physical relationship on his blog...
Now that I'm actually about to go out with Penny, I'm not excited, I'm nauseous.
Not necessarily. I'm often surprised by my lack of familiarity with Leonard.
Wow, that's brilliant.