Name: The Shiksa Indeterminacy
Released: 2021-01-20
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) gherkin

Oh, my. Gherkins and...
2) decider

Now, I am not saying that I should be the sole decider of who you mate with.
3) agoraphobia

...panic attacks, agoraphobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder."
4) pepperoni

I'm ordering pizza online. ls everyone okay with pepperoni?
5) subcontinent

...have you ever met a man from the exotic subcontinent of India?
6) hallelujah

Can I get a hallelujah?
7) detour

We took quite a detour from what I understand to be your thesis.
8) insistence

Made necessary by her insistence on going into my room.
9) mocha

Why not put a little mocha in the family latte?
10) judo

I'm warning you. I was judo champion at math camp.
11) niece

Nothing personal. I'd prefer my niece or nephew...
12) intolerance

Lactose intolerance is nothing to be embarrassed about.
13) destroyer

I am Shiva, the destroyer. I will have the woman.
14) uterus

Yes, we shared a uterus for nine months.
15) metaphor

Luckily for you, that's where the metaphor ended.
16) chop

Because I'd kill my rabbi with a pork chop to be with your sister.
17) bastard

Oh, you poor deluded bastard.
18) bowel

...and that I'm having regular bowel movements.

1) fertilize

...have them fertilize and implanted in you.
2) brag

I'm always brag to my friends about my brother, the rocket scientist.
3) weep

I weep for humanity.
4) invent

- I guess. - Yeah, we Indians invent them.
5) implant

...have them fertilized and implant in you.
6) owe

Exactly. And you owe it to yourself and to posterity...
7) warn

I'm warn you. I was judo champion at math camp.
8) render

...that the second-grade curriculum had render you quizzical.
9) remind

But as a practical matter, need I remind you it takes experimental pharmaceuticals...
10) settle

So it's settle. You'll stay with us.
11) attract

If you're not attract, then the likelihood of conception will be reduced.
12) ignore

Sheldon, why are you ignoring your sister?
13) donate

You donate eggs. We will place them in cryogenic storage.
14) mention

They mention there may be side effects.
15) catch

- Pretty much, why? - Just catch up.
16) draw

...with crooked eyebrows my mom drew on.
17) lose

Is she lost?
18) ride

Do you like motorcycles? Because I ride a hog.

1) delightfully

Well, I think you're delightfully droll. Or as the French say:
2) luckily

Luckily for you, that's where the metaphor ended.
3) incredibly

Are you aware that your sister is an incredibly attractive woman?
4) dramatically

Frequent coitus dramatically increases the odds of fertilization.
5) apparently

She's not hiding. She needed to call her grandmother, who's apparently very sick.
6) exactly

How exactly would one measure a sense of humor?
7) alone

Why does everyone suddenly wanna talk to me alone?
8) perhaps

Was it perhaps destiny? I think it was destiny.
9) sometimes

Sometimes you just look, and barn, Howard Wolowitz.
10) late

Well, how can you be late? I wasn't expecting you at all.
11) along

...but we'd be further along in this conversation...
12) enough

Neither of you are good enough for my sister.
13) currently

Tell Mom that I currently weigh 165 pounds...
14) far

...but we'd be further along in this conversation...
15) usually

Usually nobody wants to be alone with me.
16) ever

Nobody ever expects me.
17) once

Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.
18) always

I always thought I was more like a cuckoo bird.

1) flatulent

...didn't become flatulent every time they ate an Eskimo Pie.
2) heterotic

...from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory.
3) bosonic

...from bosonic string theory to heterotic string theory.
4) droll

Well, I think you're delightfully droll. Or as the French say:
5) fallopian

You're right. If someone wants to get at Missy's fallopian tubes...
6) deluded

Oh, you poor deluded bastard.
7) fraternal

Fraternal twins come from two separate eggs.
8) lactose

Lactose intolerance is nothing to be embarrassed about.
9) rhetorical

Oh. Okay. You know, I don't want to criticize your rhetorical style...
10) pathological

...to overcome pathological shyness.
11) obsessive

...panic attacks, agoraphobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder."
12) mediocre

...an improvement on the existing mediocre stock.
13) embarrassed

Lactose intolerance is nothing to be embarrassed about.
14) crooked

...with crooked eyebrows my mom drew on.
15) noteworthy

It's noteworthy that at other points in history...
16) measurable

That's because you have no measurable sense of humor, Shelly.
17) unreasonable

- Sheldon, you are really being unreasonable. - Am I?
18) imaginary

Even as a little boy, he'd send his imaginary friends home at the end of the day.

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