Name: The Fuzzy Boots Corollary
Released: 2021-01-20
Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco

1) geneticist

There's a feline geneticist in San Diego...
2) polyp

We both have people in our lives who wanna nip intestinal polyp in the bud.
3) biofeedback

- What? - It's a biofeedback technique.
4) chisel

I'll get my chisel. Heh-heh.
5) ketchup

Did you spill ketchup?
6) propensity

Civil servants have a documented propensity to, you know, snap, so...
7) pheromone

-...during the good-night kiss? - Heart rate, pheromone, et cetera, yes.
8) goblin

[RUMBLING AND GOBLINS SCREAMING ON LAPTOPS]
9) jealousy

...is devolving into pointless jealousy.
10) feline

There's a feline geneticist in San Diego...
11) snail

Stealing snail mail, very old school. I like it.
12) hallway

Uh, what about your, uh, hallway friend?
13) urn

Well, urn, good night.
14) cafeteria

The dietitian at the cafeteria with the limp and the lazy eye?
15) breaker

...is a little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.
16) limp

The dietitian at the cafeteria with the limp and the lazy eye?
17) bro

- Doug, this is my neighbor, Leonard. - What's up, bro?
18) cheek

Kissing? What kind of kissing? Cheeks, lips, chase, French?

1) perspire

Can you tell I'm perspiring a little?
2) betray

You betray us for money? Who are you?
3) endanger

...would have been endanger?
4) carve

- It's fine. - It's not carve in stone.
5) underline

Bold face, underline, like, dated.
6) bounce

...and haven't quite bounce back.
7) tear

I'm kind of torn between Einstein, Newton and Sergeant Fuzzy Boots.
8) propose

- What do you think? - You propose the experiment.
9) reject

The woman's not interested in me. The woman reject me.
10) smell

- Well, no. - I smell robot.
11) bind

...would I be bound by Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics?
12) scratch

Oh, I hope that scratch post is for you.
13) alter

...with a genetically alter cat?
14) disagree

I disagree. Love is not a sprint. It's a marathon.
15) harm

- Have you ever harm a human being? - Of course not.
16) suppose

Was this suppose to be a date?
17) kick

Of course, there's the other possibility that this day kick off...
18) lie

I think I might have a concussion. I'm gonna go lay down.

1) carsick

Yes, but I get carsick too, so...
2) sparsely

It was sparsely sourced, but I think the science is valid.
3) awkwardly

...an unpleasant six months of you passing awkwardly in the hall...
4) genetically

...with a genetically altered cat?
5) technically

Technically, it refers to the largest meal of the day.
6) nicely

No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely.
7) afterwards

Maybe take a walk afterwards, talk about things we have in common.
8) nevertheless

Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point out to you...
9) perfectly

I mean, I'm a perfectly nice guy. There's no reason...
10) somewhere

I probably have it here somewhere.
11) obviously

This is obviously about Penny.
12) generally

There is a generally accepted pattern in this area.
13) sometimes

Sometimes he finds that filling, other times he doesn't.
14) quite

...and haven't quite bounced back.
15) recently

I have noticed that Leslie Winkle recently started shaving her legs.
16) actually

Actually, it's centripetal force, which is an inward force...
17) kind

He was kind of dreamy.
18) enough

Fair enough.

1) centripetal

Actually, it's centripetal force, which is an inward force...
2) neurochemical

...with a neurochemical overlay.
3) centrifugal

Wow, centrifugal force.
4) relentless

A relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms...
5) tedious

This is just gonna be two weeks of moping and tedious emo songs...
6) meaningless

...and then it's just 36 meaningless hours of...
7) inward

Actually, it's centripetal force, which is an inward force...
8) obligated

Nevertheless, I do feel obligated to point out to you...
9) unpleasant

...an unpleasant six months of you passing awkwardly in the hall...
10) jealous

No, I'm not jealous. I'm just a little concerned for her.
11) intestinal

We both have people in our lives who wanna nip intestinal polyps in the bud.
12) biochemical

...the success or failure of the date would be based on the biochemical reaction...
13) bastard

The bastard teleported.
14) uncomfortable

But nothing so critical that she'll feel uncomfortable if I wanna try this again.
15) spontaneous

- Shall I count down from three? - No, I think it needs to be spontaneous.
16) inherent

There is an inherent ambiguity in the word "dinner."
17) rogue

I'm a rogue knight elf.
18) dense

...for that dense molecular cloud of Aramis to dissipate.

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