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00:21:16
Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco
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Plan your ablutions and bodily functions accordingly.
Like some sort of erotic bouillabaisse?
By the way, where did you get that loofah mitt?
...we might succumb to cannibalism?
...any semblance of balance to our universe.
Okay, it's not good sportsmanship to shoot somebody who's just re-spawned.
Yeah, no, I meant plans to find someplace to live other than with me.
If we have extra, we'll just take the leftovers home.
All right, fella, I gotta go.
By the way, where did you get that loofah mitt?
...is always oriented with the headboard away from the door.
If you'll excuse me, I have some bar mitzvah bonds to cash.
There's a certain ethic to the game, Penny, a well-established--
Who cares? Last night, she pulled off her blouse and I wept.
She's an enigma, Raj.
Hola, nerd-migos.
The wheel was a great idea. Relativity was a great idea.
There's a sniper. Use your rocket launcher.
I exfoliate her brains out.
Not only are there children starving in India, there's an Indian starving right here.
I now have a bowl of shred wheat paste.
Who cares? Last night, she pulled off her blouse and I wept.
Our entire order is predicate on four dumplings and four entrees...
Yeah, I apologize for my earlier outburst.
...which featured a mattress suspend on interlocking ropes, which occasionally--
...maybe I get bump, one of the dumplings fall to the floor.
It's settle. Christy will stay with Howard, Penny can go back to her apartment.
It's called carpal tunnel syndrome, and quite frankly, you deserve it.
So if there's an earthquake and the three of us are trap here...
I assure you that cutting a dumpling in thirds is child's play...
You laugh now, you just wait until you need tech support.
Okay, that's it. I don't know how, but she is cheat.
She was engage to my cousin while sleeping with my brother...
Our standard order is, the steam dumpling appetizer...
We were suppose to start at 8. It's now 8:06.
The next thing I know, she's invite herself to stay with me.
...with the delightfully folksy tale of the whore of Omaha?
Maybe we could enter a couple of "Halo" tournaments sometime.
More precisely, we used your loofah.
Okay, since I'm obviously being ignored here, let's go over the morning schedule.
No, yeah, she's definitely a whore.
What is happening to us? We're falling apart.
- Ha. Got it. - Well, sleep tight.
I mean, she has absolutely no standards.
I'm sorry, I should have mentioned this earlier.
Can we get an order of dumplings, but with three instead of four?
It's called carpal tunnel syndrome, and quite frankly, you deserve it.
Almost 6:30.
Well, um, Howard and Christy are kind of hooking up in my bedroom.
As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded...
Your friendship means a lot to me as well. What else?
...you have ever seen in my bathroom sink.
CHRISTY: I'm just saying you can take the damn plastic off the couch once in a while.
...is always oriented with the headboard away from the door.
- Ha. What? - He's engaging in reductio ad absurdum.
It's called carpal tunnel syndrome, and quite frankly, you deserve it.
...not to mention an intricate back-story.
Well, to be fair, he's also a rather unpleasant winner.
If we're through playing Mock the Flawed Technology...
Not that I don't love having you, but it's a little crowded.
Gosh. He's kind of a sore loser, isn't he?
This is a complex battle simulation with a steep learning curve.
It's the fallacy of extending someone's argument to ridiculous proportions...
There's one beloved children's book I'll never read again.
Because I am neither an invalid nor a woman celebrating Mother's Day.
Oh. It's very impressive.
CHRISTY: I'm just saying you can take the damn plastic off the couch once in a while.
No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.
What is that, like a Mexican deli?
- Sorry about that. - That's okay.
As usual, nice talking to you, Raj.
Son of a bitch. Med-pack! I need a med-pack!