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00:21:55
Seth MacFarlane
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A calzone for Kirk Douglas here.
Would you like me to tell you how a broom's like a phallus?
♪ The weather was changing He looked like a slob ♪
By 11:00 a.m. he was in line for the flume,
Look. I got us killer seats-- Dead center in the loge. Only 17.50 each.
Has he been worrying about whether having boner at night means he's gay?
Oh, I love doing breadstick walrus for you, Scotty.
slumped over a teacup, and urinating on a pinwheel.
Remember where you got your retainer?
I just wanted to use it to buy some brat to tailgate.
We gave it to that koala bear from the C.I.A. with the brain of a homeless man.
Would you like me to tell you how a broom's like a phallus?
eating a caramel apple, watching an animatronic bear play the fiddle.
These khaki are tight on me.
My woman's intuition picked up on this five days ago,
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
♪ Don't go chasing waterfall ♪ Dance break.
I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut.
You know, there was a time when I was terrified of an uncircumcised penis--
You've defile my moment, Son-- Right in front of my wife.
P.S., I'm the second lead, and I'm starving.
slump over a teacup, and urinating on a pinwheel.
What bum me out is that you traded Saint James for Marvin Gardens.
I can't believe you didn't know that. I stab her.
and then they abandon me years ago,
Oh, hey, that remind me. I'm gonna need my breakfast to go.
If the job is done well, they will each be reward with a large fries.
You rented a room from us and refuse to pay.
I'm-- I'm laugh now 'cause I'm nervous.
Okay, I cheat on you.
He arrive with this family at 9:00 a.m.
I'm suppose to believe that this town's best reporters...
Then when you realize you're still alive, it makes you laugh.
Oh, God. She's probably hideous. I bet she's huge.
the rights to which I doubt he owns--
Oh, no. No. You will not be attend this abortion.
but luckily, we found someone who can help.
Ugh. The director's an idiot, the lead can barely speak English,
Move aside.
Obviously not. I feel so stupid.
Yeah, he's definitely talking to you.
Anyways, maybe sometimes I be on missions,
She says she's running late, and she'll be at Pizza Overlord in 30 minutes.
Not likely. This building's been closed almost two years now.
I'm just flipping through the mail, acting super regular.
I wonder if he's still outside.
Anyone else kind of hoping she's a midget?
"Are you tough enough?"
Two hours later, he's Puss in Boots with yet another family,
has an all-black cast, so we're sort of scrambling.
I only have one question though.
I wish you guys hadn't left the restaurant so fast.
Anyone else kind of hoping she's a midget?
My woman's intuition picked up on this five days ago,
You know, there was a time when I was terrified of an uncircumcised penis--
Why wouldn't he just tell us? Maybe he's embarrassed of her.
Churros, elephant ears-- The whole nine yards.
Well, that was a delicious mall lobster.
Remember. We're gonna sit in the back so we don't make Roger nervous.
"Are you tough enough?"
Obviously not. I feel so stupid.
Then when you realize you're still alive, it makes you laugh.
These khakis are tight on me.
"Dear family. I'm deeply sorry. Blah, blah, blah.
Guess my practical joke of sneaking in and trashing the stage last night...
Wow, that's sweet of you to say, Scotty.
to keep me fresh for the Fabulous Thunderbirds.
Look. I got us killer seats-- Dead center in the loge. Only 17.50 each.
I'm eating that-- Along with a big, fat pot brownie.
♪ But then one cold, dark winter day ♪
What? It was the perfect family night.
I chose it 'cause Scotty is your favorite Star Trek character.