Name: Weiner of Our Discontent
Released: 2018-03-07
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) cheekbone

I know, have you ever seen cheekbone so-- Look out!
2) squab

roast squab with a burgundy pine-nut reduction and truffle risotto.
3) brioche

And toasted brioche? Of course.
4) boner

Anyone else get a boner when Akiko slapped me?
5) weirdo

and I'm setting that weirdo straight.
6) femur

Those chopsticks were carved from the femur of our great-grandmother.
7) walrus

Look at me. I'm a walrus. [ Wailing ]
8) truffle

roast squab with a burgundy pine-nut reduction and truffle risotto.
9) scraper

Just get your scraper, Darren.
10) waffle

Want a waffle?
11) murderer

Is this supposed to be hip? He was a murderer.
12) poop

I'm tired of him walking around here like he's-- like he's King Poop all the time.
13) adrenaline

I was super hungover, and I wanted an adrenaline rush.
14) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
15) showdown

No, ma'am. Only hot dogs until the day of the showdown.
16) nitrate

Nitrate level in 'em is lethal.
17) stall

Meet me in the bathroom, I'll drill a hole between the stall. [ Whirring ]
18) assassination

Another assassination season stuck doing inventory with Mitchell.

1) titillate

You're titillate, aren't you?
2) entitle

I'm sorry I acted like an entitle ass for the last 70 years.
3) preside

There's the subsidiary. There's the branch of Food Co. that preside over Hotdog Hauss.
4) carve

Those chopsticks were carve from the femur of our great-grandmother.
5) strut

but you strut around like you're Mary, Queen of Scots, Brangelina and Jesus all rolled into one.
6) invent

Strawberry Coors? It's something I invent.
7) bum

Maybe he can't afford one. See, now I'm bum out.
8) insult

because you insult him. [ Gopher Chitters ]
9) slap

Anyone else get a boner when Akiko slap me?
10) insist

Oh, Toshi's mother insist on using the hot dogs she bought.
11) owe

that he's the one who owe me an apology...
12) toast

And toast brioche? Of course.
13) bake

Freshly bake cookies. Wow, thanks, Roger.
14) warn

Well, I warn Toshi. You're blocking me. We're taking your car.
15) needle

God, I come up with good ideas, and you needle me with questions.
16) screw

I'm screw, man. I can't beat a tiny Asian boy at eating hot dogs.
17) bend

Good. When I bend over to push the button,
18) cheat

[ Gasps ] You're lazy, you're a chubbo, you lie, you cheat,

1) someplace

Well, they're not here. They're someplace safe, someplace you'll never guess.
2) freshly

Freshly baked cookies. Wow, thanks, Roger.
3) accidentally

If I accidentally eat any, my throat will swell up and I will die.
4) besides

Don't say that. There are lots of things to do besides blow up Earth.
5) apparently

Apparently the ones I brought weren't good enough.
6) late

Too late, Stan. You've sealed your fate. And now--
7) almost

Dinner's almost ready. I'm doing one of Rachael Ray's 30-minute meals.
8) super

I was super hungover, and I wanted an adrenaline rush.
9) actually

You know, Stan, it's too bad. I actually liked Francine.
10) inside

The alien inside is merely a crash-test dummy...
11) soon

Anyway, everything will be okay as soon as I have this delicious--
12) along

Yes. Great, I'll come along.
13) enough

Apparently the ones I brought weren't good enough.
14) together

so you never have to eat together again.
15) else

Anyone else get a boner when Akiko slapped me?
16) ago

It would've been perfect a moment ago.
17) ever

my ass will be the last thing you ever see.
18) once

[ Doorbell Rings ] I had Japanese great-grandma once.

1) boorish

Until now, Toshi has stoically tolerated your boorish jokes.
2) lethal

Nitrate level in 'em is lethal.
3) pretend

Why can't you send your pretend message to blow up Earth...
4) supervisory

Probably something supervisory in the distribution department.
5) fake

But I'm saving 10 minutes by not being all fake and smiley.
6) drunk

you eat all our food, you're a drunk, you never wash your wigs,
7) okay

Anyway, everything will be okay as soon as I have this delicious--
8) obvious

It must be so obvious to everyone if you picked up on it.
9) gross

Yech! Gross!
10) dear

"Dear humans who discover this wreck, please disregard it.
11) arab

Did you hear that alphabet humor, Arab guy?
12) exact

Why do they make eye patches if not for that exact situation?
13) ancient

Each character represents an ancient Japanese ritual.
14) amazing

[ Screams ] amazing.
15) secret

I was sent here on a top secret mission...
16) poor

Oh, the poor thing.
17) dead

Too bad he's probably dead.
18) fat

Roger, shut up! The truth is you're nothing but a worthless sack of fat ass.

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