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00:21:55
Seth MacFarlane
30
Fishing, hiking-- Ooh! You could make spaetzle by the fire.
because he's a grifter who doesn't care about me and never did.
Now it's making a black tinkle out of the "hoozy whater".
Dad, look at the awesome latrine Grandpa just dug.
I also found a recipe for pumpkin flan that will melt in your mouth.
[ Dings ] Ew! It's filled with fingernail clippings.
"Wheelie popping" we used to call it.
You bring dishonor on our family. You know what you must do.
Where is small-breasted bar wench?
[ Weeping ] That's an old accomplice of mine.
Your testicle cannot be saved. You will never have a son.
shove me to the floor, and break in my rump like a new baseball glove.
I mix 'em in with the wasabi peas. No one notices.
And I am an Amish idiot savant who hath proven with nary a doubt...
One of whom almost forgot his inhaler. Excuse me.
Maybe you and Grandpa should whiz together.
Yeah. We'll be a couple of tough guy fugitive on the lam.
Does M-Dog have a self-indulgent cameo as the warden who just happens to be Indian?
One day, I was showboat down by the railroad tracks, popping wheelies.
I have devote 10 years of my life...
Tomorrow, I'm haul your ass to court, and then I want you the hell out of our lives!
If you swear he's a changed man, the judge will have to believe you.
Now it's a neglect rusty mess just like my relationship with my dad.
Last time I saw my dad, he stole my car and left me stranded.
Dad, look at the awesome latrine Grandpa just dug.
- And if I refuse? - Then I will shut you down so fast, your head will spin.
Roger, I'm screw.
But he trick you into running away with him.
Your obsession with the Armenians has destroy our marriage...
were where his lungs were suppose to be.
Shot of bourbon.
I'm just visiting. Look, I'm sorry I lie, but there's someone you need to talk to.
Roger's place pays us for protection. You recognize this woman?
I'm sorry. I'll tell you, the old man really surprise me.
Smalls. We're gonna look like we got pour into these.
Dad, you promise you'd try. It'll be fun. We can make s'mores.
Henceforth, Miss Smith's duties shall be limited to watching TV and Web surfing.
I had a freshly sharpened pencil in my pocket!
But we've been here barely an hour.
Oh, indeed you do. Roger told me to tell you...
What about that prostitute idea somebody floated earlier? That sounds interesting.
Sometimes, I like to know what else is happening.
Yes. And now, those wicked ways are gonna grab me from behind,
especially since Dad will take the stand and give him a glowing character reference.
One of whom almost forgot his inhaler. Excuse me.
If you want your form signed, you're gonna have to play along.
- And if I refuse? - Then I will shut you down so fast, your head will spin.
You know what? We should all do something together.
This time, it was a bike ride. But who knows what else we could miss out on?
Ten years ago, I left him holding the bag. And now, he wants revenge.
Is that a condom and a rubber band? Sure is.
Well, at least now, you'll know where to find me.
because he's a grifter who doesn't care about me and never did.
I never wanna see him again. But, Stan--
I know it's tricolored ice cream, but it sounds like pasta.
That neglectful son of a bitch loves me!
What you doin'? Steve texted me a heartwarming photo.
Because it's embarrassing. It was my father's job to teach me.
So you'll have to forgive me if I'm a little skeptical of his motives.
- [ Screams ] - Sorry. It gets moist in there.
You've been exposing an intern named Hayley Smith to unsafe working conditions.
And I am Marie Dubonais, your neglected wife.
I am Dimitri Garabidian, a high-ranking member of the Armenian Mafia.
Well, why don't you intern here at my bar?
Frannie, the meat loaf is delicious.
He's innocent, Dad. And he's gonna prove it at his trial next week.
and I'm satisfied that he's a good and decent man. [ Engine Starts ]
Steady. Steady. Hold it. Hold it! You can do it.
Dad, this is gonna be great. Steve, let's be realistic.
It's in the fake rock under his mattress.
- Fine. Just sign my damn internship form. - Never!
Yeah. We'll be a couple of tough guy fugitives on the lam.