Name: Stan Time
Released: 2018-03-07
Cast: Seth MacFarlane

1) cephalopod

It's the largest cephalopod on earth.
2) douche

That guy is a douche, yes?
3) headband

[ Hayley ] And I need a ride to the headband store.
4) frat

Every frat boy with a digital camera thinks he's a filmmaker now.
5) beet

You're a tough, no-nonsense beet trying to survive Farmer Gary's evil garden.
6) smut

So, how's the smut business, H.P.?
7) screenwriter

porn screenwriter extraordinaire.
8) parachute

and then your parachute opens.
9) bleach

Did you know I read that they bleach buttholes now, Steven?
10) sweetheart

Love it. Still waiting on that tuna melt, sweetheart.
11) salute

♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
12) carton

A carton of menthol lights, and I want you to make me look like Audrey Hepburn.
13) bastard

Come here, you son of a bitch bastard.
14) submarine

normal to the Northern Fleet submarine base at Polyarny."
15) tuna

I didn't order your life story. I ordered a tuna melt.
16) sausage

And deliver the sausage you ordered.
17) chord

♪ I only know two chord so far ♪
18) melt

I didn't order your life story. I ordered a tuna melt.

1) refuel

What about when the orgy rocket refuel in the space station?
2) thaw

Because I just froze four. Oh! Oh! No, one just thaw out.
3) slash

I'm the pool boy slash pizza guy.
4) emerge

As the pizza delivery man emerge from his carriage and rings the doorbell--
5) activate

Prank sensor activate.
6) freeze

Because I just froze four. Oh! Oh! No, one just thawed out.
7) settle

It's settle. You're a team.
8) assure

I assure you, there are two things I know--
9) swim

Watching you swim.
10) pitch

That's dialogue. You just pitch dialogue.
11) invest

Well, no one's gonna be invest in a monthlong intergalactic orgy...
12) suppose

- Please, Roger, no. - Of course, I suppose if that dog were to get a treat--
13) realize

I realize, "Oh, God, no. I hate that."
14) wake

I woke up from my nap, saw he wasn't as far along...
15) publish

Oh, it came! I've been publish.
16) throw

because that's gonna be throw at me.
17) bet

♪ I bet that's something you could learn on the Internet ♪
18) promise

I'll leave you alone. I promise.

1) excitedly

He'd bark excitedly, alerting the family that his master was home.
2) emotionally

So you will be losing your wife not physically, but perhaps emotionally.
3) alphabetically

Alphabetically by actor's last name.
4) definitely

- They'll definitely want in. - Oh, no way.
5) forever

Your life will change forever.
6) exactly

It's now, it's modern. It's exactly what this script needs.
7) alone

I'll leave you alone. I promise.
8) perhaps

So you will be losing your wife not physically, but perhaps emotionally.
9) sometimes

Can we sometimes meet for a snack?
10) instead

This is what you're doing instead of spending time with your wife?
11) almost

Almost like he doesn't want anyone to know he's home.
12) actually

Actually, if you look closely, it says a million "doll hairs."
13) soon

[ Francine ] As soon as your father gets home, he'll have time for you both.
14) enough

Dick, these pills saved my life. I can't thank you enough.
15) far

I woke up from my nap, saw he wasn't as far along...
16) else

Could anyone else have played Colonel Mustard in Clue?
17) ever

the greatest porn film I ever made.
18) once

Once again we beat the Russians.

1) monthlong

Well, no one's gonna be invested in a monthlong intergalactic orgy...
2) motherless

Of course they support you. They're motherless idiots.
3) intergalactic

Well, no one's gonna be invested in a monthlong intergalactic orgy...
4) underrated

I'm on Martin Mull-- Underrated actor.
5) inexperienced

She's new here. Completely inexperienced, but eager to learn.
6) uninterrupted

Just 24 hours of uninterrupted Beetman action.
7) geophysical

"How Modern Geophysical Currents Have Affected the Migration Patterns...
8) absurd

You switched channels on me, you absurd madame.
9) asleep

Stan? Stan, you asleep?
10) eager

She's new here. Completely inexperienced, but eager to learn.
11) insufficient

if the ship's got insufficient fuel cells.
12) vulnerable

I'm feeling vulnerable.
13) romantic

A light, romantic comedy. Set in turn-of-the-century England.
14) tough

You're a tough, no-nonsense beet trying to survive Farmer Gary's evil garden.
15) obvious

[ Gasps ] It's so obvious.
16) mad

I'm really mad at Dad right now.
17) evil

You're a tough, no-nonsense beet trying to survive Farmer Gary's evil garden.
18) nuclear

Did she say there's a nuclear rabbit on her expedition?

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