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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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Hey, chickie chickie. Hey, little girl.
Whoa! Whoa, fella! Come back!
I'm not into gender stereotype, and I love being treated as an equal.
We went on a few dates, and now I don't even see the resemblance to Dad anymore.
Uh, check out that waitress. She is hot.
I'll take a chai latte, please.
The police said if Hayley goes on another rampage, they'll throw her in jail.
World's worst waiter right here.
The autopsy showed the hamster was pregnant.
Someone stole my rooster!
Wait! I gotta put the meat loaf in the oven first.
The first couple stab break the skin, and then they really get in there!
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
getting shanked in the cafeteria!
I'm not gonna let you date another loser who's gonna break up with you,
I pretend to be Bill, act like a total jerk all weekend, and Hayley breaks up with me.
Stan, have you been eating the cookie dough again?
There's nothing here. No wiener, no wedge.
sculpt, rock-hard pecs.
- Male get cull. - Culled?
getting shank in the cafeteria!
Francine! I did it! I did it! I ditch Hayley in the woods and left her for dead!
You bastard! How could you?
I pretend to be Bill, act like a total jerk all weekend, and Hayley breaks up with me.
Just-- Just torch the whole forest to cinders. But you didn't.
Hanging out with Bill has remind me how sexy I am.
I would have never come down here if you hadn't declare this the summer of exotic adventure.
Someone stole my roosters!
Whenever she gets dump, she completely wigs out.
Oh, you grab some matches from the hotel. Little keepsake.
So I decided to nail her before I nail your daughter.
Klaus is having a blood test in the morning! He's not suppose to eat for 12 hours!
I would have burn this resort to the ground.
Well, when you were talking about how hot your wife was, I realize you were right.
I bet you want to break up with me. No way.
I'm not into gender stereotypes, and I love being treat as an equal.
You were just making out with a man who looks exactly like your father.
But my Stan Smith is dead on.
'Cause we're finally going all the way!
We're supposed to go on our romantic weekend, and he's half an hour late.
No. Honey, it's me. Why were you outside?
I can date whoever I want. Actually, you can't.
I know there are no spring rolls. You're in a bit, and you're doing fine.
We'll do it together!
Two nights ago we went out for pizza, and you said, "Pizza to the death."
Stan, she's your daughter! Why can't you ever say, "I love you"?
Yeah. He sure looks like your dad.
So? She breaks up with Jeff at least every other week.
Once again, C.I.A. body doubles are for work purposes only, people.
I don't know why, but it's always been that way.
You're really playing hard to get.
Jail? She'll never survive.
Stan, have you been eating the cookie dough again?
Bye, Mom. Love you. Bye, honey. I love you too.
This is Victor, Glen's fraternal twin brother.
It's just so sweet and tempting. [ Gasps ]
That was a haunting scenelet, Francine.
Where's my beer? Tsingtao! Chilled glass.
She took some very rewarding chances.
Look how cute she is, and new, you know, which is always appealing.
because you were too drunk is a definite no-no.
Look at his powerful, devoted shoulders, his strong, reliable chin,
I would have never come down here if you hadn't declared this the summer of exotic adventure.
because you were too drunk is a definite no-no.
That's why I'm the best damn body double at the C.I.A.
We're supposed to go on our romantic weekend, and he's half an hour late.
Weak chin, small hands. He'll dump you in a week.
You took that stupid job and ruined our summer of exotic adventure!
Oh, God! Is she okay? She'll be fine.
This is Victor, Glen's fraternal twin brother.
Look, Francine, I'm just trying to find her someone reliable, someone good.
We're doing great. We're totally taking it slow.