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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
103
I survived too much craziness
I'm gonna take a quick deuce
I'm saying the hot tub is a murderer!
You have to look at that busted sprinkler head,
It used to have a stripper pole in it!
The hot tub-- it's not out bac!
When are we going home, big bro?
From 7:00 to 7:08, I brush, shave, shower...
Oh, my calves are getting tired! My calves!
This was a stupid impulse buy.
♪ I'm 'bout to write it a letter ♪
♪ I'ma call some freak that I don't know too well ♪
I sat outside school like an idiot for over four hours!
♪ Frustration versus relaxation, uh-huh ♪
♪ Upstairs is Franc-agne, downstairs is champagne ♪
Then I have until 7:45 to take out the trash,
of any preconceived notion you have about tubs.
that may greatly influence your next hot tub purchase.
You have to look at that bust sprinkler head,
I survive too much craziness
They ban it because some tubs,
W-What am I suppose to do?
and it escape from a mental institution
We threw wild parties, had incredible times...
when they get struck by lightning, they come alive!
♪ I got it ♪ ♪ Locked up ♪
it affect the chemistry of the water,
they are stress you out.
Great, the time we've spent talking about this
And that's what happen to hot tubs
Well, I guess it's up to me to get to soccer practice.
I frantically eat Grape-Nuts.
Come on, I'm gonna get you fix up.
You got two insecure, emotionally damage girls here
It seem more advanced than a modern-day tub,
Let's have a dip before I pick up the kids.
I frantically eat Grape-Nuts.
You got two insecure, emotionally damaged girls here
Eventually, not at all.
Well, damn, man, you all tight again.
Absolutely not. ♪ Yeah... ♪
I'm not gonna do it, so just leave me alone, okay?
Dad, I'm going to be late.
- Well, I was custom-made for Joe Nakash... - What?!
♪ Super irrelevant ♪
Steve, go inside.
Stan, ever since you got this hot tub,
♪ Once again back, it's the hot tub ♪
They had a family and started using me less and less.
♪ We're never gonna find another father like you ♪
Well, damn, man, you all tight again.
Gee, Dad, I'd love to get in the hot tub, too,
Of course people choose families over hot tubs!
♪ Yeah, don't worry so much ♪
of any preconceived notions you have about tubs.
♪ So much freaking research ♪
You got two insecure, emotionally damaged girls here
♪ Making intercontinental love tonight... ♪
♪ Irrelevant ♪
Oh, you're being ridiculous.
Come on, I got a rotating jet with your ass's name on it.
Man, I'm so relaxed.
I can never find the damn phone!
♪ Into outer space ♪
We threw wild parties, had incredible times...
and nothing can get you loose than a hot 'cuzzi.
This was a stupid impulse buy.
when they get struck by lightning, they come alive!
That's gross, man.
Come on, babe, you still mad?
♪ But I'm hotter and wet ♪
♪ My evil plan, I got a house and a phone ♪