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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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Scones here are super flaky.
Shannon Sharpe, sharpening a machete,
Oh, boner, not now.
on her first time with fondness?
Like a fire hydrant,
Work your sateen magic.
Ho-ho, easy on the tush, fella, hey.
♪ Wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend ♪
I did not make the acquaintance of Scarlett's insides.
I commit to my persona down to the last detail.
I can tell by all the poop on the edges.
Yo, nerd, any of you seen an alien?
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
cooling its paw
Hold on, spaghetti, I got to get that.
You know your ski chalet fantasy?
Are you a challenger?
You're a loser.
Oh, no! I overslept!
By the way, I just inherit U.S. $22 million,
Oh, no, she was beg me for it,
but then Snot stole them.
Ah, man. I must have grab a pair
I can't say I blame you, Staniel.
Papa Smurf admit it wasn't magic at all?
This man shot himself, fell against the painting,
I'm married, but most people get divorce these days.
but you... you crack it.
Used to catch TDs; now I catch ETs.
but I decide it wasn't quite the right setting.
'Cause it suck, Francine!
I have had the worst luck since I lost those panties.
I can't believe I spent all those years pining after you.
Yeah, it's pretty clear what happen here.
dress in your most charming, irresistible persona.
I guess I just haven't found the one.
I purposefully ran into you at the coffee shop
accidentally putting on Hayley's panties.
Glad to be aboard.
You know exactly what looks good...
should report it to Shannon Sharpe immediately.
Sometimes I like to fantasize
but with panties instead of pants
You need to be extra careful with your disguises.
To think I almost turned Roger into the CIA.
Scones here are super flaky.
Because it's too soon and too sad
(chuckling): All right, run along now.
We were in CIA boot camp together.
but everything else was just a fantasy.
You ever caught an alien, Shannon?
Let's bring in this damn alien once and for all.
Anyway, I never worked up the courage
♪ And if you do not want to see me again ♪
Yeah, he was supe P.O.'d
because of your rampant mouth VD.
dressed in your most charming, irresistible persona.
You three-foot-tall, gray, disgusting piece of (bleep)!
You doing the Nigerian medical student?
So jealous!
Your bastard husband told me I was too disgusting to get her.
I was so upset, I ate a donut.
dressed in your most charming, irresistible persona.
You're so nervous.
You're the most stunning woman I've ever seen.
Let's bring in this damn alien once and for all.
You need to be extra careful with your disguises.
Because it's too soon and too sad
It was the most romantic time of my life.
This girl made my knees weak,
No, it's okay.
Get off of her, you gross, gray arf!