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00:21:39
Seth MacFarlane
39
I'm taking you to a whorehouse to get you laid.
weeknight on PBS.
Not to worry though, plenty of first-class cathouse down here.
What, like, mung beans and regret?
Well, son, I guess finding a good brothel
Friends, burrito, you are the first good thing to happen to us
This is how I wish I lost my virginity.
It's an ambush!
We're a drug cartel,
I can smell your fart, Pedro!
Adulthood is crashing down on you, Steve.
Come back, you coward!
That's why I threw my briefcase on top of it.
Just moments away, sweetheart.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Nom, nom, nom, nom, nom.
Like a cat or a meth addict.
I don't know if you've picked up on my vibe lately,
I would've starve to death if you hadn't shown me how to play.
You're being kidnap right now.
Deceived once again by whimsy.
I smell it!
Open a Lady Foot Locker, hang myself in the back.
I'm Christopher, and this is my adopt daughter Opal Louise.
Seb, mon ami, a sweet stupid lady has invite me for steaks,
I slip at the market and landed on my head and nose.
Behind that door lie a goddess
Adulthood is crash down on you, Steve.
That's why I threw my briefcase on top of it.
This is how I wish I lost my virginity.
What happen to you?
Well, son, I guess finding a good brothel
I sometimes sleep under your car.
Tonight, we fight for our lives!
Hey, while you were gone, the space puppies were born.
I don't know if you've pick up on my vibe lately,
You have to talk louder if you want me to hear you!
So, the guys over at the wine store accidentally sold you
And that's why it's virtually impossible for me to get fired,
Obviously, that's nothing.
To forever and above!
I sometimes sleep under your car.
We are having quite a day.
Right. So I was thinking, Stan's working late,
Okay, the steaks are almost ready.
As soon as Steve gets a taste of vachooch,
Not to worry though, plenty of first-class cathouses down here.
More often than I'd like.
Dad, you'll think of something else, right?
they've ever had, it's quite a compliment.
Deceived once again by whimsy.
Our victory was hard-fought and well-deserved.
To forever and above!
You're never too old to play.
in this godforsaken country.
more lucrative than two supermarket steaks.
Now stay tuned for Jimmy Kimmel Live.
Because tonight, when Steve's asleep,
Dad, this is awful.
but I've been pretty upset.
I am impressed, son.
That was unexpected.
The symbolism is just too delicious.
Two handsome Latino astronauts!
I'm gonna go in and get rid of all his toys.
I could see they were desperate to escape their reality,
Man, I'm excited.
Stupid, stupid bitch
Now, son, these Mexican call girls have seen
Oh, dear Lord.
I'm telling you, I feel warm.
Seb, mon ami, a sweet stupid lady has invited me for steaks,