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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
53
I'm in overdraft hell,
Whatever, douche. Shut the door.
to check on our sneaker.
Well, you're not getting your morphine back.
Should be bedtime back there.
See ya, sucker!
As the pen hit the paper, I knew instantly, I was a liar.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
I beg your pardon?
I think you meant to say "viola," instead of "la-la. "
Did that kiss oath mean nothing?
He said you were a jerk during "Coffee with the Principal"!
For you, it's a study aide.
You want a leg rub till you fall asleep?
He-He could be a sexual predator
He's home. Just making your after-school snack.
I will be a dancer.
You were my accountant, Steve.
They evict Brian.
We overestimate how long we'd want to be here.
And it torment me every day of my life!
Look, Steve left because you smother him.
Shaved him clean, bow to stern.
I beg your pardon?
Geez, you scare me.
I swear, it's like they're dating now.
Everybody, freeze.
Is that what you intend to say, superintend?
Roger's performance in "courtesy" merit a four.
That's what he deserve for messing with your education.
Their stupid water park screw us,
You were his approve friend.
How are we suppose to believe that?
I haven't seen him since you introduce us.
Brian, I'm throw your ass out for not paying rent.
I promise, if you make me his guardian,
It's hole in my heart I desperately yearn to fill.
You want a leg rub till you fall asleep?
As the pen hit the paper, I knew instantly, I was a liar.
Steve, I'll be perfectly honest.
Principal Library Book, because you're obviously checked out!
♪ I'm gonna hold you in my arms forever ♪
That can't possibly be true.
We've done everything on the map twice.
He was exactly right.
we can finally go on that kids-free vacation
I think you meant to say "viola," instead of "la-la. "
They don't pay me enough to give a damn about that.
Phfft! Shut up, Roger. I'll see you later.
You scared me half to death!
♪ From this day on, we're gonna be together ♪
you guys could ever give me.
I need Steve Smith to come to my office at once.
Any questions are always welcome.
to make me hang out with this nerdy kid named Freddy.
Shameful and natural.
Thought you were in a stunned silence
about your child's scholastic routine.
Wow! How long was I asleep?
Shaved him clean, bow to stern.
I suppose I am a dangerous, aggressive stranger.
I quickly circled the five, but that slight mark remains.
Steve, your relationship with him is inappropriate.
Made me really nervous.
I'm surprised how good he is with Steve.
That's brilliant!
BRIAN: So, that was weird today.
Now, a grown black man and a young white boy
Their stupid water park screws us,
You're tall than me.
I suppose I am a dangerous, aggressive stranger.
That sounds fantastic.