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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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Ingredior in meus calceus
Vincent was my stepson for a brief time.
while your gross yellow toenail click on the linoleum.
Maybe 'cause we're at a funeral, and you got your tater out.
Shish kebab time.
The only thing this geezer's gonna climb into
quod vos mos agnosco.
but then I decided to pack my ukulele instead.
It's the five hosts of Family Feud,
Now grab a shovel and dig.
You got a dumb nerd son, Stan.
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
Ray, you microwaved a sponge yesterday,
Yo, what up, Slick?
They also said I have dementia.
Thousands of pigeon would die from overfeeding.
What the heck?
Crab apples!
but I admire what you're doing here.
Have you been curse and/or hexed recently
Have you been cursed and/or hex recently
I accomplish a big dream of mine today,
I admit it, it's not fun being old,
Ray, you microwave a sponge yesterday,
And Steve got into it because I called it trek,
and he thought Nimoy would be involve.
You've been sleeping through Monk repeat
but you actually prove your point.
We check into the hotel, I shower real quick,
She push me to do things,
but then I decide to pack my ukulele instead.
What?! You mean they cancel it?
I sit in a (bleep) bowl all (bleep) day.
I suck at this.
is a lukewarm bath his Filipino nurse drew for him.
I think he said "I'm losing the war against gingivitis."
You fellas interested
Unfortunately, I left her when she was terminally ill.
You're obviously dying.
Unfortunately, I left her when she was terminally ill.
They think I'm gonna be a burden on them forever.
I mean, what could you possibly be buying?
For absolutely no reason at all!
Your elder abuse made me realize how it truly feels to be old.
It-It certainly wasn't
Well, Hayley's always loved being outdoors,
What did he say exactly?
See a doctor immediately.
when she finally passed away.
but then I decided to pack my ukulele instead.
Have you been cursed and/or hexed recently
I'm almost at the top.
but you actually proved your point.
I look like Chelsea Handler 12 years ago.
is a lukewarm bath his Filipino nurse drew for him.
Resilient little fella.
You're aging at an alarming rate.
You look ridiculous.
Th-Th-Th-This is insane!
I'm a useless old man.
It was awful.
You got a dumb nerd son, Stan.
I'm still a little nervous about getting that dance move down.
I told you that no one makes a decent red wig these days.
The last one was Native American Tribal Law.
In fact, this might be the most noble thing
You know, for emotional support.
Oh, my God, you stupid bitch, why did you drop me?
Dad, are you okay?
Oh, look at the little guy. He's still alive.
while your gross yellow toenails click on the linoleum.
Yeah, Dad, we're really proud of... Oh.