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00:21:54
Seth MacFarlane
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I'm a docent, Stan.
You know who else really appreciates my rump?
Like kangaroos and rapist,
Hooper, I owe you a new headboard!
Well, take your outrage elsewhere.
Like kangaroo and rapists,
♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪
I can feel your pulse in my thigh.
Before he blew out his ACL and had to do computers,
I feel sorry for the poor bastard whose record I beat.
Steve, I was once a loser just like you.
500 on Jimmy Cooper to go down in the egg toss.
our Stan Smith pan flute rain forest music.
"Longest Man-on-Man High School Sports Embrace."
Call my aunt!
between a prisoner and a weaker, prettier prisoner.
some black dude named this big mamma-jamma right here!
And the ultimate testament to my greatness
Did you see how I elude his hand-feet?
Dedicated to the high school wrestling career of Stan Smith.
That tickle. Tickles.
I give you the most decorate wrestler
Earl, you owe me 25 bucks.
No, I pretend to enjoy it.
Mission accomplish.
It belong to me!
His parents just got divorce because his mom banged
You know who else really appreciate my rump?
I repeat, I won't go back to Relax the Ba
Bill Gates rush for over 300 yards a game.
His parents just got divorced because his mom bang
Hi. I just rented this, but it keeps pull to the right.
Schmuely, remember what I taught you?
was caught teaching a style of wrestling
Sorry, Stan. I lock him in the freezer.
You've been a pleasure since Barry lost his match.
Oh, for crying out loud. She put me up to this
yet somehow manages to be worse than the last.
You gotta give up eventually.
I certainly wouldn't have a great piece of ass like this.
that would perhaps be more at home in a prison...
You bitch, now I'm gonna be behind.
Okay, I'll just play along.
'Cause I'm sort of planning a crime against a child here.
You know who else really appreciates my rump?
That was a long time ago.
Ever since the former coach
Steve, I was once a loser just like you.
Always bet on red.
I never knew you had such powerful legs.
I can walk again!
Stan, you're making too much of this.
500 on Jimmy Cooper to go down in the egg toss.
Not much.
has been defunct for several years.
What? I am outraged!
Oh, are my muscles sore.
You can pose as a student at a rival high school,
That damn oak tree is in the way.
I know, today's opposite day.
between a prisoner and a weak, prettier prisoner.
Stan, you got that stupid record over 20 years ago,
ethnic.
Hayley is being a complete pain in the ass, as usual.
My God, I've been so focused on Steve,
Then, in my junior year, I took up wrestling.
And the ultimate testament to my greatness
And when I'm gone, it will remain.
That's so smart.
That Russian kid from Lanceton is gonna beat my record.
Ever since the former coach
I feel sorry for the poor bastard whose record I beat.