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00:21:17
H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash
48
...taut buttocks all aquiver, just aching to pounce...
CYRIL: "Interoffice fraternization of an intimate nature...
Well, at least my ex-boyfriend isn't a noose I made out of extension cord.
A tur...? Listen, you kraut puke. - Hello.
Not compared to rotator cuff surgery. - What?
Oh, oh, oh, I can't wet my beak?
...taut buttocks all aquiver, just aching to pounce...
...every last crumb of that sandwich.
JAKOV: Then we put new mind-control microchip into his brain.
Vole is also rodent, but more closer related to lemming.
...is just a big jazzy blur, I'm pretty sure it wasn't Buddy.
Wait, no, I'll take steroid. - I can't wait. I need a man now...
Bet he's hatching some half-assed, vodka-soaked scheme to...
I think you mean mole. Mole. - Huh?
Lana Kane, you magnificent bastard. - Mwah.
Let's share the milk of human kindness. - What an asshole.
Not compared to rotator cuff surgery. - What?
Well, you just destroyed my innocence. - Oh, please, that Brazilian Au pair...
A tur...? Listen, you kraut puke. - Hello.
They're not... - It's like being choke by a child.
Well, say she had just been diagnose with breast cancer.
Serves you right. You nearly scare me to death.
...is prohibit to include but not limited to...
...and laughing in there with Uncle Buddy! - Sterling, I'm warn you.
I'm hungry. - So lick that coat. You smell like a...
Vole is also rodent, but more closer relate to lemming.
Well, you just destroy my innocence. - Oh, please, that Brazilian Au pair...
It's exactly your fault, idiot. When Mother found out you cheat on Lana...
Grilled cheese. - What?
Nothing. - Again he hang up on me.
And make up the sickest... - Yeah, shut up, do you take plastic?
And what is that suppose to mean? - Figure it out, Truckasaurus.
This is why I can't have nice things. - Why, because you shoot them?
And all these years, you lie to me. - Sterling, I was protecting you.
Sploosh. - Cyril, you threw Lana away on chicks like...
I donate 600 bucks to a Junior ROTC team up in Yonkers.
...besides incredibly awkward?
So obviously we need to tweak it.
Serves you right. You nearly scared me to death.
It's exactly your fault, idiot. When Mother found out you cheated on Lana...
That's often a figure of speech. - Yeah? How often?
Oh, my... Who else?
Nobody would ever know. - Pam? Yeah.
Well, at least my ex-boyfriend isn't a noose I made out of extension cord.
...whoever your father is. - Yeah, you were always there for me.
I could never say no to a drummer. - Could you say no to anybody?
Exactly, back me up here. - You slept with her too.
Yeah? - You idiots run around here...
...trysts, assignations..." What's this even mean?
Oh, right. I forgot, your dick's full of radiation...
And that is? I thought you were off to the fair with your prize turnip.
Where the hell is my staple gun?
But I could talk sense into him. After all, I am his father.
I'm sorry, Krieger, but it's over.
Which you're gonna need after the jillion high-fives...
CYRIL: "Interoffice fraternization of an intimate nature...
Which in lab sent test subjects into ferocious homicidal rages.
...I am so disgusted with you right now I just wanna vomit.
...on the supple brown flesh of your woman.
Where the hell is my staple gun?
...besides incredibly awkward?
Damn that crazy, jealous Russian.
Now a sad moon is on the rise. - I know, devastating.
Oh, my God, I'm exhausted.
...you Nazi shit-ass. - Mani, these people.
When I was bored. Like, stuck at home waiting for the cable guy, or... Oh, hey.
Lana Kane, you magnificent bastard. - Mwah.
CYRIL: "Interoffice fraternization of an intimate nature...
Inappropriate analogies? What the hell is wrong with you?
...I turn him against his own mother, as Soviet agent.
Well, you just destroyed my innocence. - Oh, please, that Brazilian Au pair...
I don't know why I'm surprised. I mean, can you believe him?