Name: Honeypot
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) pelota

We're both gay. - Seriously, I can serve this pelota...
2) chub

I got ups. Move it, chub. - Hey.
3) scrotum

Okay, we're off to get our scrotum waxed.
4) lemur

I'll do my best, sir. I'm afraid the lemur got into the pudding cups.
5) whoop

...almost 200 miles an hour. - Big whoop, that little squishy...
6) drool

...wet blob of drool drips off his teeth and just: "Blurp!"
7) ender

And here's a conversation ender. Adiós.
8) rations

...for beet rations in my Blahniks? - Come on.
9) frown

Let me turn that frown upside down. - How?
10) beet

...for beet rations in my Blahniks? - Come on.
11) decorator

...apparently uses the same awful decorator as my mother.
12) stereotype

See the stereotype we put up with? You don't know what I'm dealing with.
13) tangerine

So are you two even really gay? - As big old tangerine, yes.
14) hesitation

Again, hesitation. - It's on the ISIS Intranet.
15) blob

...wet blob of drool drips off his teeth and just: "Blurp!"
16) treason

Wonderful. So they can blow it up for the jury at my treason trial.
17) rooster

...burying some Dominican guy's rooster. - Fun.
18) bum

You're still taping bum fights? - No, now I'm into something...

1) untouch

Well, the bedroom was untouch by the explosion.
2) seduce

So once you seduce him... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
3) jeopardize

You let this happen. And by doing so, jeopardize our entire operation.
4) ascertain

WOODHOUSE: I have ascertain the target, sir.
5) decorate

Trust me, whoever decorate this condo...
6) lure

I believe he means before you lure them into the apartment, sir.
7) squeeze

...is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big...
8) hesitate

I hesitate to even ask. - We're doing "Kill, Bang, Marry."
9) oppose

...these seem way too normal. - What, normal as oppose to gay?
10) steal

Sir, that stolen lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face...
11) wax

Okay, we're off to get our scrotums wax.
12) hang

I... I can't believe we hung up on them.
13) shut

Oh, you should meet my mother. She... - No, no, no, shut up, listen. My mother...
14) suppose

Those are costumes. - I suppose that makes it better?
15) okay

I find it very surprising that Castro okay an operation...
16) escape

Hmm. I think they must have escape, however implausible that may seem.
17) throw

If you throw them off the roof I'll fly to New York...
18) bet

ARCHER: Shut up, I bet you're not even a real interior decorator.

1) genuinely

I'm genuinely sorry about this. But may I can keep the clothes?
2) someday

But someday I'm gonna write a book about this place. Mm-hm.
3) incredibly

The Soviet system is actually incredibly unfair.
4) temporarily

And it makes you temporarily gay?
5) literally

Oh, you mean literally. - Yes.
6) loud

Holy shit, was that out loud? - It's okay. This is a safe place.
7) basically

So, yeah, basically, we're the front line in the fight against tyranny.
8) somewhere

Not that. Woodhouse. He's all tied up somewhere.
9) definitely

Danny is definitely feeling something. - I think I'm going to pass.
10) possibly

I've got my top man on it. Or possibly bottom.
11) normally

So, "duh and or hello," just act like you normally do...
12) properly

Because how hard is it to poach a goddamn egg properly?
13) truly

You haven't banged half of them, like yours truly.
14) exactly

I think I know exactly what kind of man you are.
15) alone

...I want you to leave me alone. - Fine. But if I win...
16) instead

But instead he just starts choking the shit out of you...
17) quite

And he's actually quite handsome.
18) actually

And he's actually quite handsome.

1) implausible

Hmm. I think they must have escaped, however implausible that may seem.
2) blurry

Oh, some blurry 8 mm of...
3) sarcastic

Or, wait, you could just be a sarcastic bitch your whole life.
4) obnoxious

Since that obnoxious little Castro...
5) freaking

Is she freaking cause Cyril said he wanted to bang Danny?
6) raging

...is such a raging homophobe... - [WHISPERS] Fidel hates the gays.
7) unpredictable

Well, he is unpredictable.
8) covert

MALORY: Dr. Krieger's covert team installed these surveillance cameras...
9) queer

...you queer. - What the hell, man?
10) fond

Well, I was very fond of a boy at school once.
11) abnormal

Implying that gay is abnormal?
12) nazi

They're all great. Oh, my God, yes, those Nazi uniforms?
13) profound

Goddamn it, we're dealing with some profound issues here...
14) cuban

...and that Ramón guy's a Cuban agent...
15) awful

...apparently uses the same awful decorator as my mother.
16) dumb

Of all the dumb stunts you've...
17) surprising

I find it very surprising that Castro okayed an operation...
18) intimate

Like, somebody murdering me? It's so intimate.

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