Name: The Rock
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) unhappen

And you think you can make that unhappen if you give Lana a tiny flake of brown mica?
2) jillion

ARCHER: About a jillion. - LANA: Damn it.
3) absinthe

...all that Schützie. And holy shit, did I honk down a bunch of absinthe?
4) bandage

Forget the eye bandage, but the hair, the strong jaw line.
5) drone

Damn it, where the hell are all the drone?
6) deliverance

Just watched Deliverance again, huh?
7) forearm

You gotta slug her in the diaphragm with a forearm shiver.
8) vino

And in vino veritas. - The Chianti was definitely flowing.
9) picket

So who's with me on that picket line?
10) diaphragm

You gotta slug her in the diaphragm with a forearm shiver.
11) intruder

Intruders. Get them.
12) raft

On the raft? With the vest?
13) stunt

Huh? You know he did all his own stunt. - I know!
14) crunch

Crunch!
15) schematic

So let's pull up the palace schematic. - Uh, okay.
16) flaw

MALORY: If we show San Marino the flaw in their palace security...
17) robbery

It's just a cost-of-living adjustment. - MALORY: It's strong-arm robbery.
18) regent

I thought he was a captain regent. - Oh, whatever.

1) hallucinate

I must have. Cause I hallucinate you had an engagement...
2) entitle

What's their beef? - Oh, the same entitle crap as always.
3) overrun

But seriously, it does sound like we're about to be overrun, so...
4) shove

And then I shove his hawk face right into her big brown boobs...
5) blacklist

Getting ISIS blacklist at the UN? - Had nothing to do with that.
6) swear

Cheryl, I swear to God...
7) slam

I'm so sorry I slam you in the gut. Jeez, that's how Houdini died.
8) scream

[ELEVATOR THUDS THEN WOMEN SCREAM]
9) poison

Damn it. So I poison like, five innocent security guards?
10) predict

Why are people picketing the cleaners? - I predict this. It's curry fury.
11) steal

...when ISIS steal that diamond for real.
12) deserve

Yeah. I'll get the raise I deserve.
13) trap

Well, now you're trap. Happy?
14) brick

And Miss Fire Hazard in there brick up the only stairwell.
15) nail

I want to surprise Lana... - Well, you nail it.
16) destroy

And, again, you do realize it'll be totally destroy in the process.
17) shut

ARCHER: I'm saving Lana. As usual. - CYRIL: Hey, shut up.
18) involve

Unless it involve night-shoveling. - Well, I want that diamond.

1) macrame

Hey, crazy. Go macrame some tampons.
2) utterly

MALORY: No, no, no. That is utterly unacceptable.
3) technically

We're not technically management.
4) incredibly

Wow. I am incredibly sorry.
5) promptly

Then you can buy Lana a big-boy ring. - She'll promptly agree to marry me.
6) literally

...I will literally die. - A diamond?
7) basically

...and so basically we are totally unprepared for this mission.
8) obviously

What, are you just hitting random keys? - Well, obviously.
9) definitely

And in vino veritas. - The Chianti was definitely flowing.
10) forever

MAN: Yes, confederacy forever.
11) properly

Don't think these goggles were properly calibrated.
12) exactly

Exactly, and so I say, no union.
13) perhaps

Well, perhaps a lesser Caesar.
14) deep

Listen to your hearts. Because deep down...
15) else

Or else he'll crank up the heat again. - CHERYL: I love...
16) ever

Wha...? When have I ever been blabby?
17) sure

You sure, missus? ls plenty space.
18) always

And yet, you always do.

1) tranquilize

You said they were tranquilize darts. - Ah, I merely implied that.
2) jillion

A jillion gay little copycats. - What?
3) inflammable

ARCHER: I learned that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
4) unprepared

...and so basically we are totally unprepared for this mission.
5) appalling

Just one of like, two dozen equally appalling videos on your website.
6) freaking

Heh. A freaking hobbit works here? - No. He's just a...
7) flammable

ARCHER: I learned that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
8) disgusting

MAN: That's disgusting. - Thanks, Bilbo. Another example...
9) gigantic

And done, but if you still want us to steal you that gigantic diamond...
10) neurological

Because there's gonna be some neurological damage.
11) insane

...which now has the insane amount of security we recommended?
12) unfair

MAN: [CHANTING]: What do we want? - ALL: Unfair!
13) tactical

But I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.
14) dumb

LANA [OVER SPEAKER]: We're taking heavy fire and we need an extraction, dumb-ass!
15) innocent

Damn it. So I poisoned like, five innocent security guards?
16) prospective

Stealing all my prospective clients?
17) sad

That was pretty sad.
18) stupid

Ditto the sound sensor. And the stupid code-cloner.

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