Name: Skorpio
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) enhancer

The flavor enhancer. - Which you so need.
2) disguise

Now, how's my disguise? - Depends. Who are you supposed to be?
3) stripper

Oh, right. Because you walked into Strippers' Discount Warehouse...
4) intellect

...and said, "Help me showcase my intellect."
5) dime

I get to go to the French Riviera on the ISIS dime to do what?
6) assassination

Now you go have a fun assassination.
7) heh

JAKOV: So, heh-heh, did I say is nice boat, or what?
8) karate

Karate sound. - You really think so?
9) archer

ARCHER: Whoa, what, is diabetes busy?
10) blender

It's my phone. Pam put yours in the blender. - Come on.
11) intercourse

I guess I was busy fantasizing about Archer and Lana having intercourse!
12) duct

Quick. Bring me some duct tape. - I, uh...
13) stance

...or my ass, in the combat-firing stance? - No, I wasn't. I don't. I mean, I'm...
14) beneficiary

You're my beneficiary! - Your what?
15) noun

Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouses me.
16) spoon

Wooden spoon are a huge emotional trigger for me, Lana.
17) enthusiasm

Where was this enthusiasm before?
18) idiot

That wasn't me, you idiot.

1) arouse

Every single noun and verb in that sentence totally arouse me.
2) smother

Unless I get smother to death. - Oh. That's just pathetic.
3) choke

Heh. Like you'd know. - Or choke, in your case.
4) snort

What are you snort off me? - It's mostly MSG.
5) chop

...before he chop her battered corpse into fish food.
6) beg

...and she beg me to take her back, so then Cyril commits suicide."
7) swear

I swear to God I had something for this.
8) steal

Locate a stolen shipment of Redeye missiles...
9) deserve

Half the bounty. Come on, I deserve it. - Ha!
10) survive

No one could have survive that.
11) hang

Wait a minute. - Yeah, hang on, crazy pants.
12) shut

First of all... - Oh, shut up. The bounty on Skorpio...
13) suppose

You're killing me here. Again? This was suppose to be coconut shrimp.
14) shoot

I cannot believe you shot me.
15) burn

Snap out of it, seriously. It's not like we burn down the mainframe.
16) smile

Smiles everyone, smile.
17) recognize

I'm sorry, are you addressing me? Because your authority is not recognize in...
18) rescue

Rescued, Kenny Crybaby.

1) curiously

Curiously oppressive brand of love?
2) emotionally

...You used to complain constantly that Sterling was emotionally distant.
3) sudden

Sudden is wanting to move in with somebody after four months.
4) loud

Which was an odd word choice right there, and am I talking out loud?
5) somehow

Somehow it got butter all over it. - WOMAN: Aah!
6) aside

And the rest you can set aside for Pita's inevitable medical expenses.
7) somewhere

Damn it, look what you... Shouldn't you be off cooking a rabbit somewhere?
8) certainly

Yes, Nikolai, you certainly did...
9) exactly

I don't even remember. - PAM: Exactly. So...
10) late

Too late! You had your chance and you blew it.
11) actually

Uh... I actually forget what that was. I've been hitting the sauce pretty hard.
12) kind

I'll call or text at the... - I'm gonna be kind of busy, hon.
13) enough

Like, high enough to redo my kitchen? - Ugh. What did I tell you?
14) though

Ha! Seriously though, you should look through some of her design catalogs.
15) ever

That and no one ever lets me. - I've had good results with ether.
16) least

I will. Oh, and Cyril may be clingy, but at least I know I can trust him.
17) always

Why must you always micro-manage?
18) hard

Uh... I actually forget what that was. I've been hitting the sauce pretty hard.

1) moonlit

On that magical moonlit night, beneath the Bridge of Spies.
2) unprofessional

Unprofessional?
3) fraught

Probably fraught with danger. - You really think so?
4) oppressive

Curiously oppressive brand of love?
5) irresponsible

Jesus. You are so irresponsible. - Oh, really? Go ask Pita who's irresponsible.
6) battered

...before he chops her battered corpse into fish food.
7) pathetic

Unless I get smothered to death. - Oh. That's just pathetic.
8) sensual

Topper Bottoms, stern yet sensual skipper...
9) moist

...and parting her moist lips...
10) risky

Hey, she knew the job was risky going in.
11) muscular

So when you filled out your insurance, you weren't thinking about my muscular arms...
12) ridiculous

Great champagne, ridiculous food...
13) inevitable

And the rest you can set aside for Pita's inevitable medical expenses.
14) stern

Topper Bottoms, stern yet sensual skipper...
15) distant

...You used to complain constantly that Sterling was emotionally distant.
16) epic

Oh, my God. Was that not epic?
17) sudden

Isn't that kind of sudden? - No, baby.
18) curious

Why, would you be into that? Just curious.

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