Name: Skytanic
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) schnitzel

So shut your schnitzel-hole and disarm it. - Oh.
2) bathrobe

Did Cyril run by here crying in a woman's bathrobe?
3) knockoff

I see your knockoff Fiacci drawers. - Ha-ha. You are such a bitch.
4) vulva

Ah. My vulva is smoother than a veal cutlet.
5) billionaire

You idiot. That's Sandu Singh, the billionaire investor!
6) seaweed

Well, that seaweed wrap just slurps out the stress.
7) veal

Ah. My vulva is smoother than a veal cutlet.
8) bartender

What happened to that bartender? - Right? Guy sees an empty glass...
9) parachute

So do you all have parachute?
10) broom

Oh, my God, it's like a broom closet. - And yet, a surprising amount of storage.
11) steward

Oh. Kidding, sorry. Hey, have you seen that nerdy fruit-basket steward?
12) nicotine

There! Go buy a nicotine patch!
13) helium

...natural helium. Why, it's actually flame-retardant!
14) scar

...must be the bad guy. Well, you know how I got this scar?
15) motive

You got it. Leaving him with motive.
16) vodka

I guess vodka?
17) robe

What gave it away, my mother's...? Why are you wearing my mother's robe?
18) bomber

Not after that, I bet. And forget about Krauss. There's your bomber.

1) disgruntle

Anyone who might be disgruntle? - Um...
2) slurp

Well, that seaweed wrap just slurp out the stress.
3) caress

Yeah, and as you're standing here, dick and or balls caress by my mother's robe, ugh...
4) vomit

Yes, she literally vomit from anger.
5) freak

Cyril's already freak out enough about us sharing this shoebox...
6) authorize

Things for authorize personnel only!
7) bump

That, what's her name, Beekman? I bet she's just sick she got bump.
8) settle

Just helping Lana get settle. - Trust me, Cyril. She already settle.
9) merit

Ah. Okay. Probably merit a follow-up.
10) mess

My back's all mess up.
11) snap

Yeah? What's the poem gonna be about when Cyril snap and murders you?
12) bomb

Starting with the fact we just bomb Ireland.
13) shut

Oh, shut up, and Cyril?
14) suppose

I suppose we could bump Mrs. Beekman.
15) shoot

We're at you just shot the guy who could disarm the bomb, jackass!
16) lie

- What? I lie!
17) bet

That, what's her name, Beekman? I bet she's just sick she got bumped.
18) lecture

And yet you lecture me. Lovely.

1) aboard

ANNOUNCER: All aboard, for safety and adventure!
2) incredibly

Which is why I find it strange that you're so incredibly calm.
3) literally

Yes, she literally vomited from anger.
4) basically

What's basically a twin bed. - Archer.
5) obviously

Well, obviously the core concept, Lana!
6) apparently

...but apparently you're too busy showing off your vealy vulva!
7) possibly

...with ISIS on board, what could possibly go wrong?
8) normally

We don't normally drink on the bridge. - Well, I don't normally fly...
9) exactly

And what about that are you still not getting, exactly?
10) alone

I cannot do this alone! - You're not alone!
11) perhaps

Well, perhaps we could play for something much more interesting.
12) especially

Especially in light of recent... - CYRIL: No.
13) almost

We're almost out of fruit.
14) actually

...natural helium. Why, it's actually flame-retardant!
15) kind

...I kind of had to drown her in the tub. - So you killed her?
16) sort

Hey, good advice! Which maybe I'll just sort of fold in...
17) though

I hope you didn't invest in this. - It'll be fine, though.
18) ever

If, um, we ever meet.

1) staticky

No, why bother? Some broad gets on there with a staticky sweater, and boom, it's:
2) gushy

I don't know. World's gushiest orgasm?
3) verboten

So don't go in there. It's verboten!
4) unfaithful

So yes, the bottom line is that I was unfaithful to you.
5) nerdy

Oh. Kidding, sorry. Hey, have you seen that nerdy fruit-basket steward?
6) pampered

...where the pampered luxury of a cruise ship...
7) irresponsible

...was pretty irresponsible on your part.
8) flammable

But isn't hydrogen flammable? And how, Timmy!
9) ironic

So ironic, Cyril! - CYRIL: Ugh.
10) covert

...with my 12 years of experience as a covert operative.
11) jealous

...in your "dream the impossible dream" world, it'll make Mr. Archer jealous?
12) discreet

...learn what you can about Krauss... - But please, be discreet!
13) exquisite

So if I win, I spend a night of passion with your exquisite wife.
14) skinny

Uh... Kick your skinny ass?
15) stark

Well, it wouldn't surprise me. You're driving him stark raving mad.
16) eager

Very eager to know why you're still here. - He was just...
17) rigid

On the rigid airship Excelsior...
18) gentleman

...in case I have a gentleman caller. - Um...

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