Name: Palace Intrigue: Part II
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) dib

I accept your surrender. Dibs. I'm in charge. Cyril, get out of the...
2) perk

One of the perk of being a dictator.
3) jinx

Jinx!
4) kimono

Damn it, man, forget your kimono!
5) canteen

I would not put a lot of money in my prison canteen account.
6) binge

we are binge-watching Schoolhouse Rock!
7) ache

it's this ache in the pit of your stomach.
8) sled

Wait, no, not a sled. A pneumatic bolt gun.
9) espionage

It's Espionage 101.
10) suitcase

I assume it was about that ad with the suitcase and the gorilla.
11) dictator

He's going to screw the dictator's wife
12) kudos

Kudos, they're swollen.
13) coward

Don't just stand there, you coward. Do something!
14) paragon

is about the paragon of adequacy that is your dick.
15) pea

I meant Cherlene, you pea-wit. Why does she care?
16) jerk

"Friends." Please. Can you believe those jerk?
17) cereal

where the world's largest manufacturers of sugary cereal
18) battalion

Sir, you have an entire battalion sitting idle at the airport...

1) unapologetically

unapologetically targeted at children!
2) oddly

She said, suddenly oddly maternal.
3) freshly

After a lovely dinner with him and his freshly-banged first lady?
4) mentally

Already packing mentally.
5) literally

please don't say "literally being emasculated,"
6) perfectly

Why would you throw away a perfectly good gun?
7) basically

that's basically just a sweater vest.
8) obviously

Well, no, obviously not, but...
9) apparently

Jorge Washington, which apparently
10) twice

almost twice.
11) absolutely

He absolutely was.
12) extremely

Wait, is this an extremely ill-phrased analogy about my penis?
13) finally

I'm home. I'm finally home.
14) especially

Especially since your friends...
15) almost

Almost always. I really like me.
16) actually

Actually, yeah, Pam, let's hear some Bee Gees.
17) soon

And soon, I will water our coca fields
18) enough

Fair enough.

1) interstitial

interstitial animated programming
2) bulletproof

Well, up to a point. Although, bulletproof glass wouldn't be bad...
3) moot

Kind of a moot point though, isn't it?
4) reusable

You know they're not reusable, right?
5) ironic

I know, it's pretty ironic.
6) pneumatic

Wait, no, not a sled. A pneumatic bolt gun.
7) gigantic

Yeah. I couldn't hear you over the sound of this gigantic friggin tank.
8) jealous

But look, I know you're jealous I had sex with Juliana,
9) racist

Now who's racist?
10) ridiculous

Ooh! Like that ridiculous white painting.
11) delicate

But even though it's very delicate,
12) insane

Are you literally insane?
13) surprising

it can withstand a surprising amount of shit.
14) upset

My God, why was she so upset?
15) idle

Sir, you have an entire battalion sitting idle at the airport...
16) rebel

in the bed of their monster truck with a big rebel flag on it,
17) surprised

Oh, don't act so surprised, Juliana.
18) presidential

imposed the presidential term limits.

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