Name: Baby Shower
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) binky

It's a layette. Onesies, binkies, itty bitty booties...
2) fella

Whoa! Cut it, fella!
3) bosom

So do yourself and those bosom
4) donut

And no cocaine donut for you!
5) bachelorette

I think that's bachelorette parties.
6) zap

Oh. Holy shit zap! Are you okay?
7) plutonium

plutonium or a human soul.
8) waiter

Well, as a lowly room service waiter, I probably won't, but...
9) roar

Listen to her howlin' roar
10) sham

So this whole thing was just a sham?
11) briefcase

Now what the hell is in that briefcase?
12) penthouse

that a glass swimming pool on the penthouse balcony is,
13) fern

I'ma plant a red fern for you, jug.
14) instinct

Good instinct back there, Pam.
15) overload

Until you get it on the red line overload
16) bastard

This big bastard. What big...
17) superstar

A, there's no way a superstar like Kenny Loggins
18) chord

It's in D minor. Do you know what that is? Or even what chord are?

1) impregnate

that impregnating her would've basically been interspecies breeding,
2) slap

I slap on a mailing label from the printer,
3) scream

Okay, fine, so during the boring parts, just scream, "Outlaw country."
4) remind

you remind me about that until just now?
5) steal

I don't... The point is, they steal from you.
6) shut

Cyril, shut your pouthole,
7) suppose

Oh! Was I suppose to be recording that?
8) appreciate

Hey, I appreciate you're just doing your job,
9) imagine

actually went a lot better than I would've imagine.
10) doubt

I highly doubt you'll have a job tomorrow.
11) assume

I mean, I assume she does. I do.
12) deliver

Pardon me, ma'am. This was deliver for Dr. Krieger.
13) shape

Cake, decorations, some of those water guns shape like dicks.
14) spend

And, Woodhouse, if you spend any of this on heroin,
15) happen

And also, what the hell happen to you?
16) finish

because if you finish that sentence,
17) blow

Man, I am blow this jug.
18) bear

Wait till that thing's born.

1) anonymously

to sell your cocaine anonymously and completely risk-free.
2) temporarily

Aah! But you were temporarily so happy!
3) nowhere

Got too much time and nowhere to go
4) basically

that impregnating her would've basically been interspecies breeding,
5) obviously

But, I mean, the big present, obviously, is...
6) apparently

Apparently, Krieger's online pharmacy is going gangbusters, so...
7) forever

We haven't been paid in forever.
8) possibly

It cannot possibly have any effect on recording audio.
9) absolutely

Yeah, absolutely not.
10) nearly

She was with us nearly four years.
11) exactly

Whoo! Exactly. Then I am happy.
12) almost

I've already sold, wow, almost 800 grand worth.
13) actually

do actually follow my lead or...
14) kind

Because it kind of seems like this is
15) enough

But I'm high enough not to give a...
16) later

Bosoms like... Well, like yours, but umpteen babies later.
17) though

Guess I'm not a field agent anymore though.
18) far

accept the fact that Lana was so far out of your league

1) faustian

and possible Faustian bargain maker
2) untraceable

With a totally untraceable digital currency
3) umpteen

Bosoms like... Well, like yours, but umpteen babies later.
4) interspecies

that impregnating her would've basically been interspecies breeding,
5) embarrassed

More just embarrassed.
6) sham

Well, only if by "sham" you mean "sham."
7) pathetic

So you agree with Borgnar's pathetic little errand boy?
8) gigantic

What's up her gigantic giant ass?
9) predictable

One fairly predictable thing is gonna happen now, so...
10) unacceptable

Okay, that's just unacceptable. Pam, I'm going in!
11) insane

Are you insane?
12) upset

but I'm gonna be pretty upset
13) finite

and there is a finite amount of golden hour.
14) curious

So, I'm curious, why didn't you just
15) broke

We haven't been paid in months, Malory. I'm pretty much broke.
16) damn

with your damn hootenannies...
17) stupid

This whole stupid baby shower was my idea!
18) okay

Oh. Holy shit zaps! Are you okay?

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