Name: Arrival/Departure
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) lamppost

in the back of the head and string him up on a lamppost like Mussolini!
2) tapa

Hey, is your dad still big into tapa?
3) endgame

Well, the endgame has always been for us to invade San Marcos, so...
4) warhead

Yeah, Krieger, I guess trying to defuse a warhead tipped with deadly
5) seatbelt

Well at least put a seatbelt on it!
6) bombardment

Yeah, air-strike, naval bombardment, amphibious landing, whole megillah.
7) canister

Gosh, I don't know, what am I supposed to do with a canister of nerve gas?
8) suitcase

Anything you can cram in a suitcase!
9) morphine

And get me some frickin' morphine!
10) barge

Twain! No, that's barge!
11) ordnance

The ordnance, Mike. Drop the ordnance.
12) coward

You coward.
13) vodka

In the trunk of a taxi to the airport, your belly full of diamonds and vodka
14) mister

You keep it up, mister, and I'll walk right back in there and tell
15) coup

And I've seen coup from Angola to Zanzibar, and this is how it ends.
16) bastard

Get out, you lying sack of bastard.
17) bomber

Señor Presidente, our radar station has detected incoming bomber!
18) sack

Get out, you lying sack of bastard.

1) renovate

Right after you renovate my offices.
2) drown

from when I drown saving your life eight months ago.
3) steal

There's 40 of it. An original Ivan Blitko we stole from Calderon.
4) dare

How dare you tell me what I... Shut up.
5) dump

Until we dump them at a black site.
6) detect

Señor Presidente, our radar station has detect incoming bombers!
7) quit

Oh. And, uh... I quit.
8) shut

Who is... Oh, shut up, now push!
9) suppose

What am I suppose to do with that?
10) lie

Get out, you lying sack of bastard.
11) recognize

But what if the rebels recognize me?
12) bet

Plus, if you did, I bet they'd smash your teeth down your stupid throat.
13) push

Who is... Oh, shut up, now push!
14) decide

...because you suddenly decide to take up skydiving.
15) lose

C'mon, even if you people hadn't lost 50 million bucks'
16) happen

What happen? Did it explode?
17) guess

Yeah, Krieger, I guess trying to defuse a warhead tipped with deadly
18) tip

Yeah, Krieger, I guess trying to defuse a warhead tip with deadly

1) technically

Well, technically, they're mercenaries from Honduras and Guatemala, but, yes.
2) legally

You heard her, Cyril, that is legally binding!
3) literally

I believe that to be literally true.
4) aside

but I was single, and all the other stuff aside, physically you're an amazing
5) basically

so it's basically just a flying trash can.
6) overseas

While planting the seed in your idiot son's brain about selling it overseas.
7) exactly

Exactly. Now, if you two will excuse me,
8) almost

and we almost had sex, and right before you passed out you told me
9) actually

I do actually love you...
10) soon

We should get to the shelter soon.
11) currently

Hey! I have the correct number of hands, but they're currently kinda
12) though

Doing great, buddy. Gotta remember to breathe, though, that's...
13) ago

from when I drowned saving your life eight months ago.
14) ever

Because then the last thing you'll ever hear, besides a pistol cocking
15) least

Did we at least free some hostages?
16) always

Well, the endgame has always been for us to invade San Marcos, so...
17) never

I've never loved you.
18) again

If you call me "buddy" again, I will put the bullets in your body by hand.

1) amphibious

Yeah, air-strike, naval bombardment, amphibious landing, whole megillah.
2) helpless

Jesus, I feel so helpless out here!
3) racist

Long story. A long, racist story.
4) explosive

Oh! Okay, so, it doesn't have an explosive payload,
5) viable

And so here's this viable sample just sitting there at Dr. Feldman's
6) incoming

Señor Presidente, our radar station has detected incoming bombers!
7) broke

What do you mean your water broke?
8) drunk

Well, we all thought you were gonna die, and one night you got really drunk
9) ethical

wasn't the most ethical thing I've ever done in my entire life, but...
10) careful

Cyril, for God's sake, be careful!
11) stupid

Okay, so am I just stupid, or...
12) okay

You okay?
13) alive

If we get out of here alive I'll buy you all new cocaine! And a pony!
14) exciting

What? This is exciting.
15) dangerous

The only dangerous part is the nerve gas.
16) amazing

but I was single, and all the other stuff aside, physically you're an amazing
17) dead

you won't able to swing a dead cat around here without hitting a Marine.
18) fat

You old bitch! Now move that big, fat, smelly ass, you hear?

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