Name: The Rules of Extraction
Released: 2016-11-17
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) intermedius

Okay, so maybe Crocodylus intermedius is in play.
2) gringo

And don't worry about La Culebra, gringo, you are not going there.
3) predicament

for our current predicament, blame...
4) debacle

this entire cocaine debacle from the get-go.
5) tum

my muscly shoulders poking into your tum-tum?
6) frat

And don't call a frat a frat!
7) repellent

Crocodile repellent!
8) barter

and maybe we can barter with them for a ride, or...
9) shovel

and then we whang 'em with our shovel, right?
10) intercom

then he taps the phone line into the intercom,
11) treason

Mother's the one who got us arrested for treason
12) raft

Yeah, if a big bull croc slithers up on the raft,
13) poop

Well? They're gonna look even worse when they're jaguar poop!
14) bullshit

Why clog your brain with a bunch of hypothetical maybe-what-if bullshit?
15) pardon

I beg your pardon?
16) mister

Up! Up! Hands off the goods, mister!
17) ditch

they just kneel you down by a ditch and put a bullet in your...
18) fraternity

And don't call a fraternity a frat!

1) whang

and then we whang 'em with our shovels, right?
2) loathe

I loathe knowing that I had sex
3) poop

I guess getting poop out of a jaguar!
4) beg

I beg your pardon?
5) asshole

You asshole, you could've killed us.
6) forgive

It's okay, stupid, I forgive you.
7) rub

Guess I'm rub off on you, Ray.
8) oppose

As oppose to what, Cyril?
9) freak

It freak me out seeing her cry like that.
10) dig

It's the jungle, nobody dig graves,
11) arrest

What, for getting us all arrest
12) blame

You! I blame you! Archer! I blame you!
13) tap

then he tap the phone line into the intercom,
14) admit

Not until he admit he's been half-assing
15) suppose

I'm not even suppose to drink regular iced tea.
16) shoot

Yes, Cyril, I do. I bet those assault rifles shoot polio vaccine.
17) kick

My husband kick me out of my own home,
18) realize

since I just realize we can't land anywhere

1) unpredictably

tribe of indigenous peoples might react unpredictably,
2) genuinely

Damn it! Look, I think Malory is genuinely
3) wherever

Maybe wherever he got that new kind of V.D.
4) literally

If I get any more relaxed I will literally die!
5) somewhere

which means he must've wired a transformer in the circuit somewhere,
6) obviously

obviously 110 AC,
7) definitely

Well, we definitely can't leave Ray!
8) eventually

Well, eventually we have to come to a village or whatever
9) absolutely

They absolutely have ears, shithead.
10) previously

What? I don't think it's racist to assume that a previously uncontacted
11) perhaps

perhaps even wildly, to a bunch of white guys
12) deep

I dunno, Cyril, maybe deep down
13) almost

Well, now I'm almost afraid to say...
14) super

I'd have to be super drunk, like so drunk
15) actually

I am, actually, which, whatever, but...
16) else

I don't know. I mean, if it were anybody else I'd say no,
17) ever

none of the doctors had ever seen before...
18) least

Sweet Jesus, God, then at least

1) uncontacted

What? I don't think it's racist to assume that a previously uncontacted
2) muscly

my muscly shoulders poking into your tum-tum?
3) terrifying

Aw! Look, she's almost not terrifying.
4) crooked

I didn't crash it! That crooked idiot drunk murdering cop did!
5) gigantic

Name it, he's a gigantic pussy.
6) unchanged

Physically unchanged for 100,000,000 years,
7) racist

What? I don't think it's racist to assume that a previously uncontacted
8) ridiculous

I said that's ridiculous,
9) apex

I'm afraid of any apex predator
10) relaxed

If I get any more relaxed I will literally die!
11) useless

Okay, so how do we get Ray and his useless legs out of here?
12) magnificent

being magnificent and crepuscular.
13) epic

I thought that was gonna be way more epic-firebally.
14) indigenous

tribe of indigenous peoples might react unpredictably,
15) excited

Probably a jaguar, excited about
16) fake

but he's got all these fake wires in here, that don't connect to any...
17) broke

My God, I'm broke.
18) drunk

I didn't crash it! That crooked idiot drunk murdering cop did!

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