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00:21:13
H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash
26
A jillion million!
And what is this? An ocelot pelt?
Oh, I'm sorry, please, skip ahead to the part where I'm out 50 Caddies
And what is this? An ocelot pelt?
They're just pulling the drape!
Hey, Carol, you got any old-timey silencer?
Amphetamines?
Everything's on autopilot. There's nothing for me to do.
Minus the 20 kilo you sold for Monopoly money,
Get arrested for treason, I stand by you,
I mean, in gangster movies, they're always like,
Woman, I am not getting in a shootout with the goddamn Yakuza
and the bourbon's kicking in,
and his prognosis is excellent.
A, "Chinese-y" is not an insult.
My mother's husband is about a quart low...
Plus, I bet there's mole people.
Um... Open a dealership?
the other of whom's hand we gruesomely ripped off.
That you somehow "sweeten the deal."
gobble it all up, and Ron, take me to lunch.
- they dissolve that guy in. - Ew!
And since the FBI seize all the ISIS weapons
Oh, my God, they chop off their own fingers.
But if I do, I apologize for that remark,
I swear to God I can do that all day.
with you people scream about a horde of Chinese daylight vampires,
Okay, done. Now, here's what I propose.
You dare to propose...
Telephone clanging away, and me trap.
Get arrest for treason, I stand by you,
Pam screw the Yakuza out of a million bucks of amphetamines,
And where am I suppose to lock up 2,000 pounds of cocaine?
You shoot like an old blind woman!
I'm slip into the darkness!
when they realize the money is counterfeit?
Sorry! I'm walking backwards here.
you would realize I have been incredibly supportive of you!
That you somehow "sweetened the deal."
and ultimately, into death.
And besides, what were you planning to do with 50 Cadillacs?
Somewhere in this mansion,
Well, not me personally.
Well, he's not happy, obviously, and he wants his drugs back,
And apparently, they've got your house completely surrounded, so...
and ask that you definitely do rescue me.
Been waiting forever to use that.
I don't know how this could possibly be any...
You know, relatively.
And both of whom bring up extremely
It's not exactly worthless.
The mental image alone.
Especially if he goes into shock,
Well, almost all the pills, Pam ate a bunch,
and be glad we dodged this giant metaphorical bullet.
A subterranean rail road, yeah, so...
I am very ashamed.
I have to assume, is a gigantic, Scrooge McDuckian vault.
Because you are addicted to cocaine!
uncomfortable sexual memories for,
Quit your literal bellyaching. Ow, ow, ow, ow!
I mean, I assume rival drug dealers
you would realize I have been incredibly supportive of you!
I am so bored.
Just try to stay calm.
Hey, that's brilliant, Archer.
and then it was a sort of very long, sad slide into dementia,
Jesus! Be more gross and Chinese-y!
Shit. By the time I'm 60, I bet I'll be mad as a goddamn hatter.
You shoot like an old blind woman!
Oh, dear God.
I call that a lose-lose-lose!