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00:22:14
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
2001
She touched my bicep, for crying out loud.
The messer become the messees.
Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal.
I wouldn't bring that up. It would probably just bum him out.
Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.
...rip that sweater vest right off.
...rip that sweater vest right off.
...and have you rub lotion on me.
My sexuality.
Well, I am that, uh, and the whole rage thing is definitely behind me.
Well, you could use your position as the roommate.
Oh, okay. Show him your bra. He's afraid of bra. Can't work them.
Relax, she's gonna give in way before you do.
I'm sorry, I just think you misunderstood her.
You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks.
I applaud you.
...and have you rub lotion on me.
Well, it's not flex right now.
That is how God intend it.
So now do you believe that she's attract to me?
Well, you know that thing you said before? I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.
I can't believe I never realize how great it is.
You go back out there and you seduce her till she crack.
All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp?
The weirdest thing happen at the coffeehouse.
Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but kiss.
Ironically, most of the boxes seem to be labeled "Clothes."
She touched my bicep, for crying out loud.
Well, I am that, uh, and the whole rage thing is definitely behind me.
...and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing.
I know it's not exactly ethical, but I sent him a bribe...
That is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
...and you know how sometimes you're looking for something...
Now all the lying and the secrets will finally be over.
Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.
Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.
Okay, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her?
Someone sent us a basket at work once and people went crazy over those muffins.
I'm sorry, it's just Phoebe's just always thought you were charming...
...in a sexless kind of way.
Oh, man, they think they are so slick messing with us.
...and I realize that the competition is fierce, but...
...once it's, you know, furnished.
Okay, did you see that? With the inappropriate, and the pinching?
So here we are. Nervous?
Oh, God, we're just so excited that you might get this apartment.
I know it's not exactly ethical, but I sent him a bribe...
The weird thing happened at the coffeehouse.
Well, my grandfather was Swedish.
All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp?
It's okay. It's okay.
PHOEBE: It's amazing.