Name: The One Where Ross Can't Flirt
Released: 2016-10-17
Cast: Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry

1) pepperoni

Pepperoni, pepperoni, pepperoni.
2) vegetarianism

- See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone. - Mm.
3) suitcase

Now, I want a suitcase filled with $100,000...
4) hallway

Um, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway.
5) dresser

On your dresser.
6) methane

Methane smells...
7) sweater

First it's my jewelry. If it's not that, it's my sweater.
8) diaper

- Huh. - It's a diaper commercial.
9) dessert

...and they'll seat us if we both have chicken and don't get dessert.
10) purse

I think they're in my purse. Go get dressed and I'll look for them.
11) smell

You know that smell gas has?
12) shame

- I was not flirting. - And on your anniversary. For shame!
13) vegetable

You and those, uh, vegetable have a real, uh...

1) lend

You lent me Monica's earrings? I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff.
2) borrow

Go home and get the earrings you borrow. He wants me to wear them.
3) bother

Ha, ha. This actually bother you?
4) dump

When they dump me off Days of Our Lives, she almost died.
5) arrest

No, because they arrest the guy and then try him.
6) celebrate

Monica and I are celebrating our 10-month anniversary.
7) suppose

Aren't you suppose to be going out with, hmm, let's see, my sister?
8) wake

All guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
9) promise

I'll replace it, I promise. I feel so terrible.
10) pull

Made a few calls, pull some strings...
11) teach

Okay. I've already taught you so much already, but whatever.
12) lose

Okay, okay. Look, just don't freak out, but I kind of lost it.
13) forget

She forgot my vegetarian.

1) meanwhile

Meanwhile, let's talk about you.
2) besides

I'm sorry, but you were. And besides, if anyone should be hitting on her...
3) definitely

Oh, I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.
4) exactly

That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!
5) finally

But the guy thinks, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me."
6) almost

When they dumped me off Days of Our Lives, she almost died.
7) actually

You understand, I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.
8) kind

Okay, okay. Look, just don't freak out, but I kind of lost it.
9) soon

If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?
10) later

- Ha, ha, thanks. I'll see you later. CHANDLER: Okay. Bye.
11) else

More so than anything else.
12) ago

Ha, ha, Ross, we broke up two years ago. You've been married since then.
13) least

You couldn't have at least changed your shirt?

1) pathetic

- Well, that's pathetic. - Again, true.
2) vegetarian

- One vegetarian pizza. It's 12.50. - Ah.
3) nervous

...he just gets really nervous when he's flirting.
4) intense

Intense.
5) weird

Why are you being weird?
6) casual

Second, that wasn't flirting. That was just casual conversation between two people.
7) stupid

I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?
8) okay

I'm good. I'm okay.
9) blind

You see that blind guy right there? I'm gonna bash his head in later.
10) proud

RACHEL: I am so proud of Joey.
11) exact

All guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
12) amazing

- You look amazing. - Aw.
13) sweet

I'm telling you, he's really sweet and really funny...

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