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00:22:14
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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The next day, you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
I mean, he dials phones, he eats tortilla chips.
Well, this is noodle soup. And I've been working with tomato.
Excuse me. Can I bum one of those?
I mean, who better to play Ben's father than his godfather?
...cup chandelier and the thing that started it all. The cup.
Ben takes one lousy walk in the park and gets an audition?
You just give him a spoon, baby.
- All right. This is a little sketch of the cake. - Uh-huh. Wow.
There's tons of rejection. No stability.
It's like I'm being punished for not having this disgusting, poisonous habit.
Oh, good, because we got Rachel 800 gallon of water.
Oh, God. This is so nerve-racking. How do you do this?
I've seen him in Sugar Smacks, PlayStation...
So I steer clear of her.
We have it all. We have crush, cubed and dry. Watch.
You know, I rue the day once. Didn't get a whole lot else done.
I mean, yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and my fingers sort of smell.
Maybe you mess up because you care more about your godson.
Because this commercial belong to me and Mitch.
Well, let's quit. We'll just quit. Let's all quit.
Oh, hi. Excuse me. Is Rachel Green here? I'm suppose to meet her for lunch.
I say we throw a surprise party this weekend.
- You smoke? - No.
I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you, you're fired.
I know, it's crazy. We were just push Ben on the swings...
No, it's just that, uh, I care so damn much about little Ben...
I think I'm just gonna step aside.
Besides, if anybody is gonna get free stuff, it's me.
And I said, "Yeah, absolutely."
I know, I know. One of the casting ladies has actually seen me in a play.
You know, it got kind of lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here...
It was his audition in the first place. You just tagged along.
Well, I really don't know you well enough for you to do that.
Later.
I mean, yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and my fingers sort of smell.
But there's something different, though.
Okay, great. So do you wanna do it together?
You know, I rued the day once. Didn't get a whole lot else done.
Okay. And for music, here's an alphabetized list of all of my CDs.
We have it all. We have crushed, cubed and dry. Watch.
It's like I'm being punished for not having this disgusting, poisonous habit.
It does sound appealing.
I mean, yeah, my tongue feels a little fuzzy and my fingers sort of smell.
Oh, my God, you guys. This is so great. It's so unexpected.
NANCY: I sent the designs to Ralph. He was excited about it.
It's gonna be weird seeing some actor pretending to be Ben's dad.
...and I'll just be up in my office breathing in my stupid clean air.
- I'm sorry. We're smoking all over you. - That's okay.
That's so gross.
Chandler was mad.
Forget it, Rachel. We're both so proud of how well you're doing.